Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

IT'S MOLLUSC MONDAY 🎉

I looked at some of what people were saying about "Overlord", that film coming out soon

Apparently some people hate it because "racially integrated units weren't a thing in the American army in WWII, it's historically inaccurate for it to have a black guy in it!"

Yeah, 'cause the zombies in the film totally fucking happened

do we also have a standard order of "cheesy chips with bacon" which is that with small crunchy bits of bacon added on top?

you fucking bet we do

I am 100% sure that the british institution of "cheesy chips" is due to someone explaining nachos as "chips with cheese over them" and a brit misunderstanding and accidentally creating something amazing

Most mornings now the hedgehogs have managed to shove the food dish out of the cafe

I think they may be requesting that I put more food on it and put it back

Sadly I'm asleep when they do this

hopkins has been forced to apply for an IVA (individual voluntary arrangement, an alternative to bankruptcy) after receiving a six figure bill from losing a libel case against Jack Monroe

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person

sam is an 🐙

eggs?

Why cats are better than dogs:

Some dogs work for the police, a cat will never work with them

*pokes head out of octo-cave*
*sees the number of notifications*
holy shit
*very quickly goes back inside*

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

emacs: I've got 8 arms and even I can't use the fucker

We need more rap music about word processors

WORDSTAR HIP-HOP

I was very disappointed to learn that a "yacht club" was for owners of boats, and not a club for the boats to shittalk their owners together

all smol mammals are good

especially hedgehogs and bunnies and squirrels

am I considering buying a switch as a three hundred quid animal crossing machine?

yes

yes I am

well shit, looks like I might be saving up for a switch