Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

My sister wants a hedgehog cafe and a hedgehog house for her garden

Hedgehog cafe plans are fairly nailed down and I'm halfway through making one of those, now I'm working out what I'm doing for houses (the ones we've got were made a while ago and I think I can improve on the design)

So far the main points are taller and with a nice long entryway

Also going to need something for more ventilation since it's effectively a closed box

🎶 the dove shack is a little old place where... COOO COOOO COOOOO COOOOO

The Leave camp have now complained that the EU is "using time against us"

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/shanker-singham-from-the-institute-of-economic-affairs-makes-a-bizarre-claim-1-5708559

Yes, because the tricksy europeans have very cunningly assured that despite all odds time continues to tick along at one second per second

Well, the ending was a little disappointing

Felt a bit rushed and Nadia just went all out moustache twirling villain

BBC 1 is currently broadcasting sheepdog trials

They seem to have run out of anything even remotely interesting to air

@Violet HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

TODAY THE BISEXUALS ARE VISIBLE

DO NOT BE ALARMED

When Bruce Wayne needs a bunch of computers to talk to each other he puts together a Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BAT LAN

@maple I went and got you some snacks

Come join https://computerfairi.es !

As far as I can tell the only instance with an animated boing ball emojo!

@maple we have a boingball now!

Bored of pickles but still want to shovel vast quantities of salt into your body?

Try Marmite, the sticky, yeasty, salty substance you can put on toast!

Yet more information that Rolex are completely on their usual bullshit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/9ho5pz/rolex_submariner_is_this_true/

Stainless steel sports Rolex watches are very much in demand, Rolex don't make enough of them to satisfy demand so they can market them as "exclusive", so now there are years long waiting lists which you can only get on if you buy the less in demand Rolexes, this results in a massive grey market for them which Rolex hate so ADs keep the warranty cards for a year

yeah, I get why y'all call that type of food gyros or shawarma instead of döner

I've just realised that "come to my party, we've got delicious döner meat!" would mean something very different in the USA than it would in Europe

huh, apparently you can be angry while eating ice cream

I have no idea what today's discourse is about and I'd very much like to keep it that way please

octopus wants soff fuzzy pyjamas

there has to be somewhere that stocks pyjamas with 8 arms

May has said that a second referendum would "destroy trust in politicians"

Uh... who's going to tell her?

YARR! IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY ME HEARTIES

E'en though this accent only be associated wi' pirates 'cause Robert Newton decide t' use it in film an' it really be wes' coun'ry farmerrr