Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this is truly the winter of our discount tent

https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/9468

Oh noes! An instance might be blocked by other instances because they have an incompatible CoC! Whatever shall we do about it?!

#mtfirstgamewas probably asteroids

definitely something that was on the atari 7800

saw tesco cat up the shops today!

far as anyone can tell it lives in tesco car park and wanders inside for warms and a nap

if anyone who takes the piss out of otherkin could reply to this toot then that would be super convenient for banhammer purposes

repairs done with hot glue are 100% more punk rock than repairs done with that sugru stuff

oh that's a point, the newbies from tumblr might not have heard the the way we deal with terfs yet

they get loaded into a trebuchet and flung into a volcano

people who shit on otherkin can get trebucheted along with the terfs

Making working things out of non-working things you've got around is:

A) cheaper
B) more eco-friendly
C) more fun
D) occasionally a lot more convenient

seriously how much better would the Nolan Batman films be if Gritty was Batman?

at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

this isn't just a non-sequitur, aldi has had christmas adverts featuring mildly anthropomorphised carrots for the past couple of years

what's christmassy about a carrot? no idea, but that's what they're running with

capitalism is a carrot appearing in tv adverts to sell you other carrots

This instance of less than 500 total accounts has 4 moderators/admins

mastodon.social, an instance with a metric fucktonne of users has, effectively, 1 moderator

gargamon hire more moderators over there

I've had a couple of the new tumblr people ask me (paraphrased) "hi, where's the porn?"

These weren't people who were on computerfairi.es, these were on .social

Which means, of all the people on the entire fediverse, they chose me specifically to ask where the porn was

I have no idea how to feel about this

Thing I really want: a xenomorph(from the alien films)-themed cuckoo clock

xenomorph head mounted to the wall, every hour on the hour the jaw opens and the little inner jaw comes out with a "cuckoo cuckoo" sound

it's cereal experiments lane

Did you know?

computerfairi.es is the only fediverse instance run by a robot!

The fediverse: William Shatner can't find you here, but Tommy Wiseau can