Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

on further thought, that would just be "running an instance"

which with the stuff I do I guess makes me @maple 's Isabelle?

mod for animal crossing that replaces all the characters with fediverse people

Haven't tooted much about our hedgehogs recently because they're all having a good ol' hibernate in their little warm nests

computerfairi.es: Now GLORP compatible!

YOU WANT THE TOOT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!

"Shop small with American Express"

as if any shops in the UK take amex, let alone the small shops

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be

managed to get about half way through with hand tools until I went "fuck it" and cracked out the 'leccy stuff

the bowl bit of the spoon is a pain in the arse to do with nothing resembling the proper tools so that's a bit shallow but otherwise it worked out okay for the first thing I've ever carved

octopus made a spoon

More discoverability features means it's more likely for William Shatner to be able to find you here

#keepTheFediverseShatnerFree

octopus is making a spoon

one of my favourite things about the fediverse is being able to make a godawful pun on just about any subject and hear people swearing at me from thousands of miles away

this is truly the winter of our discount tent

https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/9468

Oh noes! An instance might be blocked by other instances because they have an incompatible CoC! Whatever shall we do about it?!

#mtfirstgamewas probably asteroids

definitely something that was on the atari 7800

saw tesco cat up the shops today!

far as anyone can tell it lives in tesco car park and wanders inside for warms and a nap

if anyone who takes the piss out of otherkin could reply to this toot then that would be super convenient for banhammer purposes