Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

it probably says something about me that any time I see the "st:disco" cw my mind immediately goes to a bunch of catholic saints out clubbing

More importantly, how is Carmen Sandiego?

all these people searching for her, maybe she just wants to sit down with a nice pot of tea and vent for a bit

<star trek "KAAAHHHHNNN!!!!!" but it's "WASABIIIIIII!!!!">

Just came across this image

Are... are the Germans okay?

Also probably doesn't help that Eunomia was a goddess of law and legislation rather than trust or anything which might have made some sense in context

Also, is it just me, or don't government-funded research projects named after ancient greek mythology always sound incredibly sinister?

"Ah yes, minister, EUNOMIA is coming along well..."
"Excellent...."
as they're all wearing outfits that were scrapped from the last Bond film for being a bit too on-the-nose

Given Gargamon is trying to think of ways to put together lists of "influential tooters" for some goddamn reason I'd just like to announce to all the companies out there that it's me, the most influential tooter, send me large amounts of swag please

that's how this influencer bollocks works isn't it?

bonus points* if you include cash

*bonus points redeemable for fuck all

IT'S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY! 🎉

Remember to appreciate yr local squirrels! Like @maple !

bluh.

back in the land of the living, I give this particular strain of flu 0/10, don't recommend

Today's vote was the biggest defeat of the government in a vote since Charles I's trial

wait, does this mean that the staff at the nearest fast food joints to the white house can put "white house chef" on their CVs?

Brexit: what should have happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE

Cartier are really knocking it out of the park with their revamp of the Santos collection, the new Santos Chronograph is very nice indeed

Single Start/Stop pusher on the left, Reset pusher is integrated into the crown on the right

Only available in the XL format though, which might be a bit too big on some people

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/cartier-santos-chronograph-introducing

computerfairi.es: it's like twitter but with bbcode support!

also no nazis

and is cuddly and fun

and is run by an awesome robot

and isn't actually anything like twitter

the dream of the early- to mid-2000's web is alive and well on http://computerfairi.es

apart from marquee tags, those are probably best left to the past

Because SIHH just wouldn't be the same without H. Moser & Cie doing something ridiculous, here's their "Nature Watch"

https://monochrome-watches.com/h-moser-co-presents-the-nature-watch/

Yes, it's covered in live plants

Because H. Moser & Cie do not have a single fuck to give