Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Newt0n: I invented calculus!

[i]Leibniz is typing...[/i]

I want some of these keycaps

It'd be like high-fiving @maple with every keypress

Found a good deal for the SCP foundation

"should we get the 6 or 9 pack of nuggets?"
"DIVISIONNN! CLEAR THE LOBBIES!"

New favourite mental image:

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, retired from his position and working in a maccy d's drive through

"Hello, may I take your ORDERRRRRRRRRR?"

apparently Bristol is "the cocaine capital of europe"

YAY! WE WON SOMETHING!

I know "tradition" and all that but they could seriously speed this shit up by having little buttons to push or something

in a cabinet meeting, Theresa May raised concerns about the frequency and scale of leaks from Cabinet

The reason we know she raised these concerns already is that, you guessed it, someone in Cabinet leaked it

As a brit seeing all the talk of "pi day" I can only assume that in the US pi = 14.03

should basic shit like that have been decided before activating article 50 two years ago?

yes.

it fucking should have been.

if you're wondering what actually will happen then the answer is the same as before, we have no fucking idea

but parliament did just say that they didn't want a no-deal brexit, so that's something

not a guarantee that no-deal won't happen, but they don't want it

I remember being very disappointed when I learnt that all these "DIY weather station" things were for recording the weather and not controlling it

bogosort is the best sorting algorithm

for anyone wondering what happens now, we have no fucking idea either

We all knew that Omega were going to be doing something for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

Turns out what they're doing is a SOLID GOLD SPEEDMASTER

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/omega-speedmaster-apollo-11-anniversary-limited-edition-introducing

Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:

"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"

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