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we've decided to call the hedgehog that came last night "Tocks"

because they've got a load of ticks on them bless 'em

since a cat was eating the food we put out for the hedgies I made a little porch type thingy that the cat shouldn't be able to get through

We've also got this fuzzy bastard of a cat that managed to squeeze in to the hedgie cafe so we're going to have to work something else out for the entrance

brexit petition, uk gov 

Well, the UK government has responded to the petition

In a large number of words that are summed up by "nah"

Didn't expect anything different but still, fuck you too UK government

watch nerdery 

Do you have fucking massive wrists?
Do you really like the films Commando, The Predator, Running Man, Raw Deal, and/or Twins?

If you answered yes to either of those questions you might want to look at Seiko's reissue of the watch Arnold Schwarzenegger wore in those films, the Seiko "Arnie"

Standard model is the SNJ025P1 and runs around £420

りすさぎかい
りす + うさぎ + きかい
squirrel + rabbit + machine
squobit!
(pronounced "risusagikai")

official octopus legal advice* on running a fediverse instance with the introduction of the new EU legislation stuff:

Be gay
Do crimes

*octopus is in no way a legal professional. also not a professional and the jury's still out on the "legal" bit

most evil thing imaginable 

export EDITOR=rm

🦔 HEDGIECAM ACTIVE 🦔

I think

All indications point to it being active but given it's one of those "wildlife/hunting camera" things there's not much to give it away that it's on

We'll find out tomorrow

:thaenkin: mesh network using small single-board computers with LoRa for long range links and solar for power

bit rate would leave a lot to be desired but it'd be neat as hell for text files and such

apple stuff 

huh, I'd have thought google would have been the ones to come out with a credit card first

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

baselworld 

I love this funky thing

The Schwarz Etienne Ode to the Seventies

brexit 

2 million names now on that petition

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