Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, I usually don't post april fools things that people have done but these are actually a bit funny

H. Moser et Cie announcing the Venturer Concept Vantablack, the first watch to feature both dial and hands in vantablack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtQvsblafe/?utm_source=ig_embed

And Seiko announcing a new "Senbei dial" Presage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcFRnmLw2E

"but sam! my code is so clean and beautiful it doesn't need comments!"

YES IT DOES DICKWEED, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT

Apropos of nothing, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT DAMNIT

next time I go to see what some bit of hardware/software is doing and there's no documentation I shall be most miffed

Special sugar just for witches

More Hedgie Pics!

Hedgie Pics!

IT'S ME! 🐙

Drawn by the wonderfully talented @scoots

Hedgie pics!

it used to be that april fools day jokes were only acceptable before noon on the 1st

of course now we have worldwide communcations systems which mean it goes on ALL FUCKING DAY

ALL FUCKING DAY IS TOO MUCH DAMNIT

And Tocks really enjoyed having a look around the new porch, came back a load of times!

I think we might have been spotted

more pics!

Pretty sure we had 3 different ones come by last night!

last night we had a fox come to visit!

The Speaker of the House of Commons has suspended proceedings pending the counting of the indicative vote ballots

But nobody's collected the mace from the middle of the room, and by tradition the mace is only there while parliament is in session

So the tories are now trying to raise points of order to an empty chair

we've decided to call the hedgehog that came last night "Tocks"

because they've got a load of ticks on them bless 'em

since a cat was eating the food we put out for the hedgies I made a little porch type thingy that the cat shouldn't be able to get through

We've also got this fuzzy bastard of a cat that managed to squeeze in to the hedgie cafe so we're going to have to work something else out for the entrance

Hedgiecam worked!

Saw this adorable lil bugger come along twice last night!