Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

just imagine, all the communist furries in one big uwunion

and a headphone jack!

in your face, apple!

I've just come across this thing, the GPD Micro

It's a tiny laptop (6 inch)

More to the point it's a tiny laptop with gigabit ethernet AND RS-232 ports!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-micropc-6-inch-handheld-industry-laptop#/

Blade Runner is set just seven months from now

One of our hedgehogs has apparently heard of the trashtag challenge and has decided to help out

I want a Star Trek TV show that just follows a group of vulcans on a primarily human R&D station along the lines of that tumblr thread on humans as deranged hyper-neophiles

Okay, I usually don't post april fools things that people have done but these are actually a bit funny

H. Moser et Cie announcing the Venturer Concept Vantablack, the first watch to feature both dial and hands in vantablack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtQvsblafe/?utm_source=ig_embed

And Seiko announcing a new "Senbei dial" Presage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcFRnmLw2E

"but sam! my code is so clean and beautiful it doesn't need comments!"

YES IT DOES DICKWEED, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT

Apropos of nothing, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT DAMNIT

next time I go to see what some bit of hardware/software is doing and there's no documentation I shall be most miffed

Special sugar just for witches

More Hedgie Pics!

Hedgie Pics!

IT'S ME! 🐙

Drawn by the wonderfully talented @scoots

Hedgie pics!

it used to be that april fools day jokes were only acceptable before noon on the 1st

of course now we have worldwide communcations systems which mean it goes on ALL FUCKING DAY

ALL FUCKING DAY IS TOO MUCH DAMNIT

And Tocks really enjoyed having a look around the new porch, came back a load of times!

I think we might have been spotted