Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopus loves all critters

Hedgie in colour!

This one was out really late last night so we caught it in colour!

It's my dream to be referred to in a government report with the phrase "we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling octopus!" and I will not stop shit-stirring until that happens

Honestly I think we should thank the EUNOMIA project

I haven't had this much fun at the expense of a terrible fediverse-related project since hiveway

@Eunomia would you care to comment on the apparent chatlog leaks accusing members of the fediverse of being "paranoid", "spreading gossip", and "making up ... ridiculous scenarios"?

I'm a firm believer in the right to keep and arm bears

*in the distance*"WHO THE HELL GAVE THAT GRIZZLY AN RPG?!?"

"THEY'RE NOT EVEN NATIVE TO THIS COUNTRY!"

The great filter is apparently the instagram gingham one

Turns out when civilisations develop that they just spend all their time making stuff look like old polaroids and die out

always gently the maple syrup

footsyballsy (american handegg) is so incredibly money-gated as a sport it's surprising to me that it's such a big thing over there

for a footsyballsy game you need:
- hundreds of dollars of kit per person
- special balls
- big goal thingies built on each side of a field

for football you need:
- one mostly round thing

Last time Notre Dame needed repairs we got a Victor Hugo novel (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

This time around I'm expecting another crap Dan Brown book

Concerning news as France releases a photo of the first contractor hired for the restoration of Notre Dame

...what?

"‘Minecraft’ Movie is Coming in 2022"

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/minecraft-movie-2022-1203190742/

if designer fursuits are now a thing I hope the fashion world will take the term "catwalk" more literally

"hi"

wow, that is very on fire

In the humble book bundle there's a whole book entitled "The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook"

That seems like an awful lot of words for "do whatever your CO tells you"

Columbus was an idiot

Calling where he landed in the americas the "west indies"

First, not India, so not indies

Second, even if he were right about it being India, it wouldn't be the "west" indies, it would be the "east" indies, as in the eastern part of the indies, the "west" indies would be the western part

Apparently Salisbury has been named "the best place to live in the UK" by the Sunday Times

Nice place by all accounts, lots of my friends have recommended going there to see the 123-metre tall spire which they tell me is famous throughout the world

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/14/salisbury-named-best-place-to-live-in-uk-over-novichok-recovery