Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

remember the days when "youtuber" meant accusing someone of being a potato?

chandwiches: made with rotato potato bread

hedgie strutting their stuff in front of the camera!

Using crap like a11y, i18n l10n, whatever instead of writing the whole word is lazy and terrible for readability

Don't do it

THUS SPAKE THE OCTOPUS

In the cult of @maple all the cultist robes have bunny ears

pivot tuber

rotato potato

And award for understatement of the year goes to:

Jim Lunsford for "My experiment of running my own Mastodon instance is over. That crowd is not law enforcement friendly."

https://twitter.com/jimlunsford/status/1121254063054753792

HEY FEDI DEV TYPE PEOPLE

If you're implementing markdown on your instance can you make sure you're not doubling up on \n or using \r\n? They get caught as multiple newlines and make toots look like crap

Ed Balls

"hello! just poked me head around the bush to say thanks for all the food!"

We may need to open more franchises of the hedgehog cafe, had three queuing up outside!

🎶 I NEED A GYRO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A GYRO AT THE END OF THE NIGHT 🎶

Farer are putting out some nice stuff, they've just released their new Lander Chronograph

Automatic chrono movement (ETA 2894-2 with custom rotor), 39x12.5mm case size, colourful dial, quite nice all around

Also fairly well priced for an auto-chrono these days

https://farer.com/products/lander-chronograph

That condition is "not smelling sufficiently of oranges"

Perfect vehicle for short-range @maple transport