Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon has been covered in milkshake for the second time in two days

Please please please let us get the hat trick

my first hard drive was measured in megabytes and I had to think about what I wanted to keep

now I'm sitting here pissing away 8 gigs of storage on pictures of hedgehogs

I like the forward march of storage capacity

I have 8GB of hedgiecam photos

SO MANY CUTE PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS!

In D&D you could probably get a load of blocks and tackles, rig them all up together, and lift anything you damn well want

Each block and tackle lets you lift 4 times what you usually could, so two would let you lift 8 times what you normally could, three would let you lift 12 times and so on

hm... my trackball might be giving up the ghost, probably better get a new one at some point

fox is surprised

we found this in the garden

lil hedgie nest!

A better way to rebadge an open source project for branding reasons is to put "powered by [project]" in the logo

So purism's social client would be "Librem Social, powered by Tusky"

We wouldn't yell at them (as much) for that

also magpie visited

hedgehog decided to take a bath

Fucking hell @purism

Even twitter and facebook have reporting functionality

Even if I had enough money to buy a Valve Index thingie (which I don't) and a reasonably well specced machine to run it (which I don't) I still don't think I'd go for one

I just hate goggles, they always interfere with me glasses

Yeah, I could probably get custom lens inserts made but that's even more money I don't have and have no intention of spending

One token to rule them all, one token to find them, one token to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

It's a Tolkien Ring network

Hopefully that was enough to avoid libel allegations but my legal team is in fact just a dozen hedgehogs piled up and wearing a suit so it might not be

I'm not saying that pleroma is exclusively used and developed by terrible people who make terrible posts (thanks to my legal team for that bit) but any time I see a new pleroma instance I do immediately think "ugh, what fresh bullshit do I have to block now"

our hedgehogs are asking me to make little signs for them so they can protest against the travesty that is the sonic movie

<tiny hedgehog voice>this trailer is offensive to hedgehogs!</tiny hedgehog voice>

I wonder if the new Sonic movie will be better or worse than Super Mario Bros.