Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Stuff in England is old

So old in fact that we've got the "New Forest", called such because it was proclaimed to be a royal forest as recently as 1079

I would sit through an incredible number of the most boring conferences if I got pokemans at the end of it

International Conference on Future Energy Systems? Sign me the fuck up if I get a Pikachu I can take home with me to pet

I don't really care about anything going on at the current video games expo unless Nintendo announce that they're working with a genetics firm and giving everyone on earth a free wooloo

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The real trolley problem is the fact that they're quite clearly trams, not trolleys

maybe some could sound like steam engines

"chuff chuff chuff chuff" all along the road

New EU regs on electric cars state that they now must make a noise when they're going below 20km/h because previously they were too quiet and people didn't notice them

I want them to go "VRUM! vroom vroom vroom"

Current hedgiecam archive size: 18GB

That's a lot of hedgies! 🦔

nurse yesterday: try not to get the stitches or bandages wet

.... I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS! HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO THAT?!

hedgie says hello

well, that was an unwanted trip up the minor injury unit

managed to slip with a chisel and put a nasty cut in my finger

still, they were very nice to my clumsy-ass self and didn't take that long to get around to taping me back up again

computer fairies the game is just a very lightly modded animal crossing

Got Reggie with the ear drops again and he is currently very pointedly sitting outside cleaning himself and glaring in my general direction

I don't think Reggie is very happy with me at the moment

Poor sod has ear mites so we have to give him ear drops twice a day and he really does protest a lot

mmmm.... pickled onions

octopus clothes are a bitch to iron

8 sleeves on every shirt, takes bloody ages

I kinda want a milgauss or aqua terra >15,000 gauss or similarly ridiculously anti-magnetic watch

I have no use for a spec like that, it's not like I'm going to be wearing it inside an MRI machine or anything, but it would be kinda neat

Unfortunately my budget for "kinda neat" things is orders of magnitude less than either of those things cost