Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"'Stop having sex with my hedge': Sheffield man's desperate plea to drunken louts"

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-mans-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-434234?

Ooh, new Sinn collaboration with The Rake and Revolution, looks shiny

https://www.revolution.watch/introducing-the-sinn-x-the-rake-revolution-155-bundeswehr-dark-star/

...aaand it sold out. in under 2 hours.

smol! 🦔

this is starting to look like an arbour

Super Glonk 64

It's probably going to sell a lot better than their last foray into novel strap systems which is this ridiculous thing they must have put together in a panic when they heard the sales figures from the apple iwatch or whatever

Ooh, this is neat, new thing from Sinn, the DuoFlex diving strap system

Has tool-less quick change for straps of different colours/lengths and quick microadjust for the length

Here's the product info sheet for it: https://www.sinn.de/en/Download/Bedienungsanleitung/engl/Sinn_DuoFlex_en.pdf

@bunposting is a good bot

lots of buns

jumping ship from witches.live? https://computerfairi.es is a good and nice instance

we've got bbcode and a draw stuff boxy thing and an adorable robot overlady whomst keep everyone safe

Glonk Team Racing

the canadian mint makes a coin called the gold maple and I'm very disappointed it doesn't have @maple 's face on it

I'm either completely oblivious (likely) or we're doing a really good job here moderation-wise because I have no idea what's going on

Glonk: The Game: The Film

plastic flooring was probably the best decision I ever made in regards to the cafe

hedgehog shit, woodlouse shit, and what I can only assume is slug shit

me cooking on a grill

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let's JORT!

I know we all ragged on Iron Maiden for forcing Ion Fury to change the name but in hindsight that was probably a good idea

it's called "cursive" because it makes @envgen yell "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS RIDICULOUS SHIT?!"