Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"

lol

"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/11/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview

I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more

benches are people shelves

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill

moths are cool

lil fuzzy friends

quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"

come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"

muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be

personal favourite attempt: loog-baroog

for a fun time get non-brits to try to pronounce "Loughborough"

there's a gold coin that the canadian mint makes called the "gold maple" and any time I hear about it (which admittedly isn't often) I just think of a special shiny chassis @mavica gets out for special occasions