Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
right then, what's the first meme of the decade we're going to run into the ground?
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉
seriously though, bunch of communists living in a squat scavenging stuff to make cool stuff with?
punk as fuck
Sam the Octopus
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If you're new to Mastodon: welcome!
Here are a couple guides I've put together:
An Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon, which tries to explain what this place is all about: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
So You're A Mastodon Moderator, which has some information on the tools at your disposal and some best practices for using them (it needs an update, but is still generally accurate): https://noelle.codes/so_youre_a_mastodon_moderator.pdf
Presenting... THE FASTEST GAMING PC IN THE WORLD!
"sam, is that just a raspberry pi taped to a firework?"
...yes
Apparently Greggs are going to start doing vegan doughnuts and vegan steak bakes
https://vegnews.com/2019/12/greggs-to-launch-vegan-steak-bakes-and-glazed-doughnuts
No idea what a vegan steak bake consists of but I'd be interested in finding out
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anyway, here's an #instanceblock suggestion: wake.st, since it seems to be a one-person instance of someone who makes flashy gif art and has declared that it's incumbent on all of us to block it individually if we don't want people to have seizures and/or get headaches because ow, my eyes
it's a basic health and safety hazard at this point, so i'd suggest just blocking/defederating so nobody gets a fun surprise bonus seizure/migraine/etc. on the federated timeline
space jam but it's a preserve made from space fruit
Got a book for christmas, "Longitude" by Dava Sobel
It's good
It's a history of the longitude problem in navigation and John Harrison's solution to it
introducing: wordfeudalism!
where everything is ruled by those who are good at scrabble
shitpost
joyeux bowel
Huh. I guess Makita really do make everything you could use an 18v battery with
This is a filter coffee machine that runs off a Makita battery like what you'd use in a drill
No idea why they make it, but they do
merry crimbomas!
Someone buy the rights to the Sinclair C5 already so I can get a new version of it with modern motors and batteries
Preferably with ZX Spectrum-like livery in black with a rainbow stripe
This is a $360,000 watch that plays the theme from The Godfather on demand
Because that was a thing that had to exist for some reason
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
