Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I keep seeing the new star trek thingy being referred to as "st:picard" and thinking "wait, when did Jean-Luc get canonized?"

If you've got a couple of quartz watches, do yourself a favour and pick up one of these cheap watch tool kits

They cost about 15 bucks, watch batteries are a couple bucks a pack, it's super easy to replace them, and to get it done by a jeweller costs 10 bucks

Change two watch batteries and it's paid for itself

Also includes all the stuff for sizing bracelets and changing straps, well worth it

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a USAian confuse "social democracy" and "communism" we'd have a lot of money

@mavica 🐙 🎂 !

HAPPY BIRFDAY @mavica !!!

someone good at gifs take some scenes with the truck from Maximum Overdrive and replace it with the vengabus

squobit-shaped board game tokens are called beeples

always love seeing instance block recommendations, doing due diligence, going to suspend the instance, then finding out we'd already done that one months ago

someone got a Hamilton 992 railroad pocket watch and turned it into this

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rTG1ABrdW/

"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"

https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1116159-elgin-marbles/

something something brexit something something loses its marbles

Price is right rules, I'm going for 12

So with the new .gay tld becoming available soonish please place your bets now on how many fediverse instances will pop up using it

I love our hedgehogs, but I'd love them even more if they didn't shit everywhere quite as much

Seriously, HOW DOES SO MUCH SHIT COME OUT OF SUCH SMOL CRITTERS!? IT MUST BE LIKE, HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT!

Vacheron Constantin have just released a new ladies' collection, Égérie

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/egerie-an-entirely-new-ladies-collection-from-vacheron-constantin

Not even slightly my style but they're quite nice

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When we say the fediverse is less friendly to bad actors you'd think we mean trolls and other terrible people

We actually mean that William Shatner can't find you here

Someone's posted a good picture of the new Sinn 104 St Sa A B E

Really liking that aluminium bezel

IP over Avian Carriers update that adds support for rockets

puttin' ICMP requests on ur ICBM