Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

During the floods some dude was messing around in this little one-person boat, 'course, this being england he got a bit chilly

He had the brilliant idea of putting a little gas heater at the front to keep his feet warm

sadly, it was a plastic boat, heater melted the plastic and the little boat sank

Just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it

oh you have got to be shitting me

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cwandt/solid-state-watch/description

tag yourself I'm the goat

and in lower end of the market news, couple of woodland-y camo-y G-SHOCK caisoaks for those people who found their collab with the british army was a little tryhard

ooooohhhh pretty

New Tetra colourways from Nomos

Somewhat tenuously an homage to Ludwig Van Beethoven according to them

Very pretty though

fun things to do: telling the work experience kid to go and grab some more frames for the network because you're running out

the vengabus is still in my head from yesterday

I keep seeing the new star trek thingy being referred to as "st:picard" and thinking "wait, when did Jean-Luc get canonized?"

If you've got a couple of quartz watches, do yourself a favour and pick up one of these cheap watch tool kits

They cost about 15 bucks, watch batteries are a couple bucks a pack, it's super easy to replace them, and to get it done by a jeweller costs 10 bucks

Change two watch batteries and it's paid for itself

Also includes all the stuff for sizing bracelets and changing straps, well worth it

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a USAian confuse "social democracy" and "communism" we'd have a lot of money

@mavica 🐙 🎂 !

HAPPY BIRFDAY @mavica !!!

someone good at gifs take some scenes with the truck from Maximum Overdrive and replace it with the vengabus

squobit-shaped board game tokens are called beeples

always love seeing instance block recommendations, doing due diligence, going to suspend the instance, then finding out we'd already done that one months ago

someone got a Hamilton 992 railroad pocket watch and turned it into this

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rTG1ABrdW/

"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"

https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1116159-elgin-marbles/

something something brexit something something loses its marbles