Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

standing ovations are a weird concept

like "that was so good I'll stand up and clap at you"

who came up with that?

thinkin' 'bout the video toaster

video toaster was cool

tony hawk's pro tater

the potato cooking simulator

"so, to run this you need an emu"

"an emulator"

"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"

no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie

the last good graphics demo was the boing ball

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one

Just got this delivered

It's a Triwa Time for Oceans in the "coral" colourway

Quartz, 100M water resistant, and the case and strap are made out of recycled ocean plastic

It's pretty neat

🦊 !

both are fruit, but while an apple has a thin peel and firm flesh, an orange has a much thicker peel and far juicier flesh

there, I just compared apples to oranges

so the government is telling people to "use [their] common sense" in measures to contain the virus

yeah

we're all gonna die aren't we?

So I'm seeing people start building replacements for keybase now that it's been bought by zoom

Is that not just a keyserver? Or have I been unaware of some features that keybase had?

new musical genre that's a combination of nautical shanties and hardcore

I call it sea bass

"Dorset knob-eating contest to be held online"

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-england-52534519?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=5eb7b7b37486b406616ebc8d%26Dorset%20knob-eating%20contest%20to%20be%20held%20online%262020-05-10T09%3A03%3A02.305Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:ebb2f4c0-5901-478a-87d5-5b1a4409bac1&pinned_post_asset_id=5eb7b7b37486b406616ebc8d&pinned_post_type=share

would appealing a case to the supreme court of the usa be considered a Constitution saving throw?