Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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Whoops, a crew is here to chew bubblegum and hug mavica and i'm all outta bubblegum
bristol stuff, very local
my favourite suggestion for what to do with the space the colston statue was in is to put up a statue of Brian Steele on a lovely carpet-covered plinth
luckily the colston hall was already changing its name when they open after refurbishment
that would have been an utter ballache to push into the river
Good to see, this has needed doing for ages
"Black Lives Matter protesters in Bristol pull down and throw statue of 17th century slave trader into river"
In a world, overrun with the undead, only one place in the house is safe:
THE LIVING ROOM
coming to theatres at some point I'm sure
Ooh, new Seiko 5s
40mm case, no bezel
Not 100% sure on them, they feel like they should be field watches but still have the very dive watch styled indices. Bit like the BB41 in that respect but I suspect they'll grow on me
up tesco all the checkouts are surrounded by plexiglass so it looks like they're all in fish cages
on the plexi is a sign saying "please do not touch the glass"
I was so tempted to add "it startles the staff"in sharpie or something
Sam the Octopus
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COVID, masks request
So I'm finally in the market for some proper face covering. Anyone here made some nice masks they're selling? I'd rather buy a reusable washable one than a pile of throwaway ones...
put a gonk on it 
has anyone ever used the phrase "you're playing with fire" and not been immediately mocked for it?
Got to admit all these pride flags are getting a bit confusing to keep track of
I mean, what on earth is this one? 🇧🇪
further correction: turns out there was another one hidden out there at the time that we caught on the IR camera from a different angle
SIX HEDGEHOGS! WE HAVE NO LESS THAN SIX HEDGEHOGS! 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
correction: 2 on one side, 3 on the other!
FIVE HEDGEHOGS! 🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔
running from one side of the house to the other because we've got two hedgehogs having a munch on both sides!
FOUR HEDGIES! 🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔
US-stuff
my european, mayonnaise-coloured ass doesn't really have anything of value to add to the discussion, but I hope all the people out there can stay as safe as possible under the circumstances
also, the only blue life that matters is cookie monster
the collective noun for a group of hedgehogs is a "prickle"
a prickle of hedgehogs!
drug reference
for quite a while I assumed that "instagram" was an app that ordered you cocaine for delivery
ukpol
"Dominic Cummings cutout appears at rugby league match in Australia"
spacex snark
hey, on the bright side that explosion looked big enough that some of the parts might have made it to space
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
