Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The year is 2167

Having run out of other things to put it on rockstar releases GTA V as a code listing for a commodore 64

love it when I hear about an instance of nazi shitheads, go to suspend them, and it pops back with "this instance is already suspended" and it turns out I already did it months ago

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrance

an entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one

pls submerge the octopus in coolant

Casio released a G-Shock watch with an octagonal case, the GA-2100, some people noticed that the case is vaguely similar in shape to the AP Royal Oak, a very expensive steel sports watch, which led to people calling the G-Shock the "casioak"

Now people have made steel cases for the casioak to go in (it's a very easy swap) and are calling the combination the "Royal Broke" as it really does resemble a Royal Oak from a distance but costs 2 magnitudes less

I love how much this dates all y'all that favourited this

I mean, it also dates me, but also all of you

oh no! I forgot!

about Dre!

imagining judas priest - breaking the law being played on a hurdy gurdy as background music for a getaway from a DnD bank heist

sorry about that glitch, issue should be fixed now, something wanted to nom more resources than it should, we've put it on a diet

thank you for flying computerfairi.es

*wanders out of cave holding a mug of tea*

...ikea?

*goes back into cave*