Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

venusian microbe furries when

if its an ex box what is it now ahahahah

and whats the deal with airplane food?

we're watching bill and ted's bogus journey in the computerfairi.es discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

Oris just released a watch to commemorate Roberto Clemente, baseball legend and humanitarian

it was in the Big Crown line

they're pilot's watches

he died in a plane crash

A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic

"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements

"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"

apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now

this sounds like a potentially fun hack target

"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-lewis-law/uk-bill-will-break-international-law-in-limited-way-minister-says-idUSKBN25Z1ZS

St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing

re: last boost

strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up

moth

I want to read the risk assessments

"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"

WHO COMMISSIONED THIS SHOW?

...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane

tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around

not sure I'm doing it right

huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)

https://sandringhamestate.co.uk/events

piracy as a service

get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers

Didn't expect this, Bamford are doing a collab with G-SHOCK

https://www.ablogtowatch.com/bamford-teams-up-with-casio-for-limited-edition-g-shock-5610/

Limited edition, will be available on the 17th for £149