urania

this @ everyone business is too powerful... i'm not prepared for the onslaught... or the power available to these wily bones...

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urania

i, like the trashpan, am available exclusively at lowe's home improvement store

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urania

me writing my profile: BETTER THAN A TRASH CAN.... BIGGER THAN A DUSTPAN.... THE TRASH PAN!!!!

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urania

LOCK.... DROP..... AND SWEEP. IT'S THAT EASY!

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urania

pls.... somebody..... recognize the raw sexual energy emanating from this infomercial...... i've been saying it for years.... youtu.be/t0eLoUZQC1Q

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urania

chubbyemu: "water was present in the form of moisture"

me: :thaenkin: :thaenkin: :thaenkin:

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urania

*boston accent* ya got uhhh... some kinda hole in the back a ya head heeya

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Not Lucky Luciano

(friends theme song [dubstep remix] playing whilst i take a giant rip from my ikea vape) bro...

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urania

when u get that good..... shrimp head succ

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Comrade Niocal

Hey comrades, I'm Niocal. I'm a libertarian socialist raven, i.e. an anarcho-cawmmunist. I'm interested in linguistics, worldbuilding, RPG's, and the abolition of the wage system and value-form.

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Sam the Octopus

at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

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Nova Ishtar Daggers-Drawn

Corporations don’t fuck and have never fucked.

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urania

i'm offended that my bones haven't been stolen and exploited in selfies tbh.... did i take those calcium pills for nothing i s2g

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urania

honestly after this day of exams i'm calculatorkin

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Kitty Strider

Kinda homophobic how I don't have sharp teeth :/

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kris dreemurr

i could just toot "girls" and yall would retoot that forever

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I do NOT look like SASUKE
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chara ☑

*eats crystals to gain its powers* cronch cronch

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urania

animal crossing: you can customize ur character's face, hair, and eyes!

my furry ass: u mean to tell me i can't be a hecking ANIMAL.........

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urania

hi everybody!! i am a tumblr refugee and i'm really excited to be here! i never really talked to people on tumblr but i'd like to change that with this profile. this is my fursona (as of right now)! i like drawing, anime, cooking, and being queer. :annoyingdog:

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