urania @urania@computerfairi.es

this @ everyone business is too powerful... i'm not prepared for the onslaught... or the power available to these wily bones...

i, like the trashpan, am available exclusively at lowe's home improvement store

me writing my profile: BETTER THAN A TRASH CAN.... BIGGER THAN A DUSTPAN.... THE TRASH PAN!!!!

LOCK.... DROP..... AND SWEEP. IT'S THAT EASY!

pls.... somebody..... recognize the raw sexual energy emanating from this infomercial...... i've been saying it for years.... https://youtu.be/t0eLoUZQC1Q

chubbyemu: "water was present in the form of moisture"

me:

*boston accent* ya got uhhh... some kinda hole in the back a ya head heeya

when u get that good..... shrimp head succ

@alyxgalaxy@queer.party it isn't affected; the processing takes place on tumblr's end so feel free to refresh

@alyxgalaxy@queer.party I started mine 3 days ago and it just finished today.

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town a classic product that has worked in the past!

@troubleMoney carrot class traitor 😧

i'm offended that my bones haven't been stolen and exploited in selfies tbh.... did i take those calcium pills for nothing i s2g

honestly after this day of exams i'm calculatorkin