this @ everyone business is too powerful... i'm not prepared for the onslaught... or the power available to these wily bones...

i, like the trashpan, am available exclusively at lowe's home improvement store

me writing my profile: BETTER THAN A TRASH CAN.... BIGGER THAN A DUSTPAN.... THE TRASH PAN!!!!

LOCK.... DROP..... AND SWEEP. IT'S THAT EASY!

pls.... somebody..... recognize the raw sexual energy emanating from this infomercial...... i've been saying it for years.... youtu.be/t0eLoUZQC1Q

chubbyemu: "water was present in the form of moisture"

me: :thaenkin: :thaenkin: :thaenkin:

*boston accent* ya got uhhh... some kinda hole in the back a ya head heeya

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(friends theme song [dubstep remix] playing whilst i take a giant rip from my ikea vape) bro...

when u get that good..... shrimp head succ

@alyxgalaxy@queer.party it isn't affected; the processing takes place on tumblr's end so feel free to refresh

@alyxgalaxy@queer.party I started mine 3 days ago and it just finished today.

cw implied violence 

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town a classic product that has worked in the past!

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Hey comrades, I'm Niocal. I'm a libertarian socialist raven, i.e. an anarcho-cawmmunist. I'm interested in linguistics, worldbuilding, RPG's, and the abolition of the wage system and value-form.

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at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

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i'm offended that my bones haven't been stolen and exploited in selfies tbh.... did i take those calcium pills for nothing i s2g

honestly after this day of exams i'm calculatorkin

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Kinda homophobic how I don't have sharp teeth :/

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i could just toot "girls" and yall would retoot that forever

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