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me: ugh im so twitchy i want affection and attention and to be showered in compliments

anyone: "hi how are you doing?"

me: oh no i have to hide under a bed until you fuck off

thinking about the 100% vanilla au where witch and wraith get married for tax/insurance reasons and then fell in love later

🥭 boosted

say it ain't so
i will not go
turn the lights off
i'm tryna sleep here!

@MUCK we have a plum tree but it's been misbehaving recently... i think they should definitely make you one

@MUCK im not crazy fond of plums bc the skin texture bugs me but basically all others are just top tier

@MUCK they're like my favorite peaches they're "decorative" purple plants but the fruit is the size of apricots and super tasty

tis the season for me too find a palm-sized walnut to absently toss up and down every time i exit my house

i wanna draw until 2 and then go back to bed and talk to no one and do nothing i dont want to go help with yard work

"life doesn't go on pause because you feel like trash!" okay but consider: i want it to

everything has opted to be 1/2" to the left today i see

sorry if my cws are fucking useless i usually just want to put things under a cut and am bad at elaborating why unless it's really obvious

@MUCK yeah im not going to defend really any aspect of it besides the music ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@MUCK i can toss you the download links bc they're all free, there's like. 17 of the main games and a bunch of spin offs if you want to check it out anyway

@MUCK oh god don't. uh its a series of bullet hells known for having really good music and really difficult gameplay- i find them frustrating but satisfying, and i like a lot of the characters even if their personalities are kinda minimal. also there are zero men.

the overarching cons are that the creator exclusively draws every cast member looking approximately 10 years old (BuT tHeYrE aLl LiKe 1000!!) and 99% of fans are freaks.

@MUCK it comes in all black and black+gold but imo this is the nicest

just. it punishes you so steeply for using bombs and continues, and doesnt let you practice really. how the fuck am i supposed to get good.

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