Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

yknow i should do some crafts with all of my empty pill bottles

(since i saw that idea and i don't wanna crash the other thread bc it was addressed to an audience i am not part of)

i bet the smaller ones would be cute little seedling containers maybe

i wonder if washi tape sticks to old pill bottles?

i have to wonder if "the internet is just too quick to say break up in relationship advice!!!" is actually correlation/causation getting backwards

e.g., it's not the internet being stuck in a rut, but more like wondering why there are so many sick people in an ER waiting room

if your relationship is to the point where people seek advice, there's usually a big problem that's popped up, and that problem often is big enough that the answer is "DTMFA and GTFO"

I Will Stop Saying DTMFA When Motherfuckers Stop Needing To Be Dumped Already

small brain: the internet jumps to DTMFA too quickly in all relationship advice

bigger brain: the internet is sometimes right in that you have to break up with people if the relationship and mutual respect has fallen apart

galaxy brain: pushback along the lines of "the internet just says people should break up!!!" is often a misogynist tool to tell women they should allow any old bullshit and shame them for wanting to leave and is just STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAN in a scooby doo villain mask

CRY AND DOWNVOTE MORE, TERFS

YOU CAN EAT MY ENTIRE ASS AS YOU CRY ABOUT HOW MEAN I ARE SAYING THAT Y'ALL ARE VIOLENT AND STARTED ABOUT TRANS EXTERMINATION NOT JUST 'EXCLUSION'

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

EVEN THO I'M CIIIIS I'LL GET A DIIIIIIICK JUST SO YOU CAN SUCK IT TEEEEEERFS

@InspectorCaracal EXCELLENT

MY NONSENSE TAKES FORM TO BETTER INFECT THE UNIVERSE

@InspectorCaracal concept to heighten it into proper-ass satire:

do one set of drawings for the comic. just one.

then do different dialog but just that

sometimes wildly different

like dinosaur comics, but overdramatic anime

@InspectorCaracal ...PERFECT.

@ hollywood and @ whatever anime hollywood is: hire us

@InspectorCaracal competitive online solitaire card game anime that is very overdramatic, with the main character being a NEET

and he's still the only character

@InspectorCaracal competitive solitaire but there is only one character in the entire series

concept: dramatic card game anime like yugioh but for solitaire

me right now: "oh hi muscle relaxer"

but said like "oh hi mark" from the room

also if i really wanted to throw a grenade into the comment section, i would have gone more than just "prudie beefed it, the answer of ~go and nurture the feelings of your friends abandoning you~ is bad advice my dudes"

i would have thrown in the grenade to the comment section of "so, being a male-male couple and also dripping with disdain for those who have kids... have you considered your levels of picked-up-from-society-around-you misogyny lately? may be time for a detox there"

ah the joy of reading advice columns to boo at the ref when he makes bad calls

prudie whiffed it hard with his response to a letter writer whining about how his friends were all ruining their lives having kids and he has no empathy for them. i'm also childfree and not maternal but the dude was dripping with contempt and prudie's answer was to go 'nurture those feelings'. fuckoff with that. you don't have to love kids, you just have to be happy your friends are happy.

i just realized i said the internet is a magical place and didn't include the link to the youtube video i was watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ZeHHMlkJM

safe for work, does require sound, i don't think there's anything triggering in here, but also i don't want to give away the joke but trust me i am very very amused by it

the internet is... a magical place