Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

anyway i'm so happy my #warframe cosplay is now perfect!!!!

tw for movie prop blood/video game blood that looks a bit like raspberry jam sprinkled on there

why is that un-rotating my picture fuk. who the hell knows computers are hard

well i'm now never taking these easter ears off, thank you space mom

.........im bune
#warframe

truth coming out of her bathtub to bark at mankind #hollypls

...............why is my dog hiding in my bathtub

ok there called the doc i can now relax and bask in my good girl points

and by that i mean lidocane cream and icepacks

so many icepacks

and a heating pad since of course while i'm mid flare for other reasons the communists would invade the rec area, of course

their sex column hands out some spectacularly bad advice tbh that is kind of amusing to spectate

for example: no you shouldn't investigate your new kink of flashing other drivers

you don't need to get into kink ethics

it's called

you are piloting a large hunk of metal and high speeds and so are the people around you, so Do Not Intentionally Distract Them Or Yourself, that is a Bad Thing. Please Don't Do That. You Can't See To Drive With Your Shirt Pulled Up At Your Ears.

also if any of y'all glance at advice columns just to throw popcorn - may i commend the ABSOLUTE TURBOWEENIE that is the first letter writer's boyfriend, for everyone to go and mock https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/no-period-sex-advice-boyfriend-hates-menstruation.html

i think the answer to the first letter is honestly way too gentle

the answer is DTMFA

(many answers to relationship advice columns are DTMFA but in my defense, very many motherfucking assholes often need to be dumped)

@Zero_Democracy i realize this is probably meant to be setup for shitpost but my lint trap of a brain might know two possible answers

1. with how proper cowboy boots fit, they change your gait a little in a way that some people find more comfortable

2. they're still pretty good waterproof footwear at the end of the day that goes up past the ankle, and most are made of leather which is resilient as fuck if properly cared for - two really good qualities for farm/ranch work

okay

3am

i should be bed

tomorrow:

1. call dr, get advice

2. dedicate time to make Ultimate Playlist Of Extreme Gaming Power

3. test out in warframe or spla2n? finally play on big tv????

4. make some splatfest art ('not everybunny can be on best team' after all or 'do your best everybunny'/'happy splatfest everybunny' ) ???

5. try to not groan too loudly

6. get out of stardew/skyrim rut a bit

7. pet dog

8. dog good.

p.s. do not trust me for any actual warframe content, i named my octavia's rolly ball + turret combo

his name is Ollie the Rollie

@ShugoWah@snouts.online listened to too much thrash metal, thinks it's cool to be angry all the time

valkyr prime is Metalocalypse send toot

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online me looking on my fediverse timeline tbh

"it's irresponsible and stupid to be sad about notre dame while these other tragedies -"

i can be sad for many things at once

i got depression, it's what i'm good at

the trail mix my mom got is going to help a lot

i've been stuck in one of those "pain -> nauseated because of pain -> don't want to eat -> don't eat much -> pain gets worse -> nauseated because of pain" cycles and that's helping immensely

might try pb n j in a sec here but yeah it's been hard trying to get enough calories but also not slingshot my blood sugar around yoyoing back and forth 6_9 protein's hard to eat when queasy

i know bruising and soreness is to be expected with any injection but it's been over a full week, my bruise is still here being incredibly colorful, it's still excruciatingly tender to the point where running my fingers lightly over it sets it off, there's still a lump of Something under the bruise, and my pain has fucking skyrocketed

to the point where i'm having real trouble eating on a regular schedule (which is A Bit Important For A Diabetic)

ok i'm putting it here so i remember

tomorrow if you see me on here, please gently harass me to call my dr about the aftermath of this trigger point injection