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@pwrmnstr iiinteresting... how well does it soak in? i am an incredibly picky goldilocks with handcreams, i hate when they feel slippery (which is probably why i'm stuck using so much of the stuff that sinks in immediately lmao)

well i may still have hands so dry that they're going pruny ( 🙃 ) but at least this giant tube of "oh god hand and body lotion, i bet this is going to be horrible, but it's within grabbing range" is turning out... actually some pretty motherfuckin good shit. which is nice when i'm having to constantly shovel more lotion into the hungry gaping maw of my skin

@maple i apologise, that wasn't my intent, i realize that it came off wrong and i'm sorry for misreading the situation and forgetting where i was/what social sphere i was in

i'll back off, and i'm sorry again, i'll delete my posts about the matter.

@maple that makes sense, for me i suppose i've been in the lolita fashion community mindset where part of the fun is spitballing together outfits that are more or less impossible to execute due to money/availability/etc. - i apologise for intruding

the dr at least is open now to talking about surgery to go see what is even going on in my shoulder and thank fuck, if this injection doesn't do anything positive

now all i gotta do today is hang in there and resist the urge to nap at 4pm only to wake up at 9pm with my day-night cycle completely fucked

( collector voice) well i don't know why the doctor is dithering around, i can tell them clear as day what's wrong with my shoulder. i need to be re-strung with fresh elastic and the joint re-sueded,

my other accomplishment for today:

startled my mom with the sound of my shoulder popping/clicking/thudding

"i thought that was your phone game!!!" nope....... volume is 0.... that me shoulder

an extremely spoonie body image frustration 

i was feeling v cute today until i got a look at myself in the mirror, and i noticed that thanks to the really tight muscles trying to compensate for my fucky shoulder, one titty is just in a completely different time zone from the other and i look like i'm about to go to star in a "plastic surgery gone wrong" tv special : ' )

today's theme for me rolling out with my new makeup to go get another injection into my shoulder, wearing my totoro dress and generally being A Fucking Delight: youtube.com/watch?v=4TZrdVsSjz

current extra levels are 100%

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

YEE AND - DARE I EVEN SAY - HAW

air force one is now my favourite gate in it's so fuckin fun

open when you wake up 

@J GOOD MORNING HERE'S AN EXTREMELY RUFFLY PUPPY and my 3 cutest good morning gifs!

re: a wizard that is good at cooking au jus and similar substances is a 

@InspectorCaracal that....... is beautiful

grumbling subtooting 

i admit i'm ALMOST mad enough to go find the post after i muted the poster just to report it and say "hey admin? you have a user now abusing people with the good ol' YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE TO KEEP ME FROM HURTING PEOPLE shtick. fucking bounce them. that kind of emotional terrorizing is unacceptable."

almost, lol.

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grumbling subtooting 

listen if someone's main coping tactic is to toss onto their timeline pictures of them speeding and yelling at everyone to come fix their having a breakdown with anger about not having crashed on the way home, i think it's a good time for them to step the fuck off the internet instead of keeping up this "look what you made me do, mastodon, i was putting other people in danger because none of YOU were there to STOP ME" hostage situation temper tantrum

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