Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@monorail as soon as link undergoes the trial of upgrading his smartphone i mean sheika slate with amazon app, i'm ordering him a nice cozy sweater

and with one-day shipping, too! (because it's going on zelda's credit card. sorry not sorry princess.)

spirit orbs: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TITTY

also at what point does link get a shirt. is the hero of hyrule just going to pile drive ganon onto his razor-sharp-due-to-the-cold nips or what

so i impulse-purchased breath of the wild last night

i did manage to find some pants. but link running around shirtless coupled with the laconic dialog options are making me imagine him as Boomhauer from King of the Hill

DANG OL BOGOBLINS MAN

i appreciate that my body is no longer going for marathon periods, however, i now have a couple days of light flow coupled with tons of clots

which ends up just with little tiny clots sticking up the place

being itchy

and irritating

i need a fucken pressure wash or some shit

hey if any of y'all wanna add me on shit

switch~ SW-4830-7360-8912

animal crossing pocket camp~ 1635 5060 585

pokemon go~ 1990 3912 2833

i may just be a bit stir-crazy because having no spoons is some fuck when also your creative mind is very active

it's cabin fever but the cabin is me lol

honestly, if i wouldn't feel bad about suckering people into bullshit, i could be a *fantastic* purveyor of flimflammery

like i know enough history, have an english degree, and can wikipedia world mythology, i could write one hell of a pack of bull to pass off some type of ~folksy mysticism~

...

but if i get the spoons to do that, i should prolly just sell out in a way i'm comfortable with first, e.g., write that erotica novel l m f a o

@matt lmao i know that mood very well

if i ever abandon my last scruples i'm gonna be on there selling haunted dolls on ebay because fuck it, i got an english degree, people want a bit of tat with a compelling story, let's do this shit who cares

@InspectorCaracal i am a bear of very little brain and the idea that someone would just go "ah yes, this pre-made character is a complete and accurate representation of my inner self, i'll buy it for 15 bucks thanks" tends to break what little brains i still got

someone should be out there making mad bank on being a like. fursona concierge. like the professional who you talk to and who guides you through the creation of one.

kayfabe is a good word and i should use it more often. despite the fact that i have negative two interest in wrestling.

i first learned it through an asshole who decided that since his character in ffxiv was a garlean, everyone should hate him ooc too, and wanted to go "mneh mneh kayfabe tho" whenever someone called bs on that. but kayfabe is too nice a word to be left in such dreary surrounds. i am hereby commandeering it

@matt i mean i'm not entirely sure how serious you are but i bet if you wrote a little short story or worked on little elements to keep kayfabe, people would lose their shit over it lol

i've seen "zombie apocalypse MREs" after all (i don't know much about them or the subculture mind you, i just like emmymadeinjapan's soothing voice lol)

honestly the biggest culture/age gap moment i keep having on here is the idea of adopting/buying fursonas

knowing the furry community as i did when i first got into it, when i was like, fuckin 13 or some shit, the idea of adopting a furry persona and representation of yourself just makes me ❓ ❓ ❓

i know the meaning is "a furry character" now instead of more straight "furry persona" but it still breaks my brain a lil

hit level 69 in animal crossing pocket camp

N I C E

@Amuro_Rei for what it's worth, i don't know about sertraline specifically, but most medications are actually good for the next 10 years or so (iirc there's been some research into this by the army - blame MREs). the 'spoilage' for the vast majority just means that they become less effective. some is definitely better than none in the case of head meds, so i'd say that with a little more research, you should probably be ok taking them.

well they promised it's on its way

i am not ashamed to say i laid it on thick all "well, i guess i get to borrow money and eat ramen noodles to afford another source of cbd oil until the package gets here". i know it's bitchy of me to do that until i got an apology from customer service but i am also not fucking having it today y'all

4 more business days and i'm doing a fucking cc chargeback. :)