Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney they

they unfortunately

were serious

youth pastors.... be like that sometimes

@troubleMoney i mean the last metaphor i saw for the trinity was a fidget spinner so honestly, could be worse, i sort of prefer this one

the other person i suspect of being the crystal exarch is Doga, of Doga and Unei fame, Y'know Those Clone Lads We Met Oop In T' Crystal Tower

this is 90% on sound cues. i do really like Now I Know The Truth as a theme and i may be hanging out with the crystal exarch just to listen to it

so before god and the #ffxiv tag i would like to Call It that:

-the crystal exarch is Unukalhai, a bit older since he's done some trippin' around, but nonetheless remembers the scions from our eikon-punchin' days

-meol is people.

-ascention is being made into a sin-eater. then possibly killed and made into meol. meol is totally people though

-we have not seen the last of chekhov's nectarine

anyway maybe that's my one bit of shadowbringers i really hate so far over and done with, in one single point, so that there's not a vague sense of meh in any places, there's just all my Thanks I Loathe This all and done in one (1) place and now the rest of the xpack will be sunshine and rainbows and me enjoying it immensely.

square enix owes me an entire pallet of grey goose for making the villain, head of the decadent noble society, a comically fat man-baby who throws tantrums

bEcAuSe ThAt'S sOmE nOt At aLl LaZy tRoPeS tO cOpY wHoLeSaLe

square enix owes me monetary compensation equal to or greater the cost of one bottle of grey goose vodka for making a fat miqo model, but one obviously meant for laughing at because it resembles someone in a fat suit instead of An Actual Person Being Respected As Such, and making her a frivolous, stupid, vain woman who rules over her "henpecked" thin husband

wOw HoW gRoUnDbReAkInG

oh jeez, looks like we got ourselves a Chekhov's Nectarine situation

p.s. please don't roast me too bad for my youtube watching recs sometimes the heart wants what it wants and what it wants is just people talkin' bout video jaems

oh hello hooman

i see you have a cookie there. as cookie inspector it's part of my job to notice these things. can i inspect that please, as per my job title #doggo #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

@cuddlyfoxgirl the exciting sequel:

in which you forget you've done this until the moment you're having sex in some position that requires your partner holding you up, and a good time is interrupted by a dab, an Oh No, and you hitting your head on a cabinet on your way to the floor

sidon, leaning in real close to the mic, wearing sunglasses, at a press conference: i got two hylians i'm dating. i got two hemipenes. the math checks out. thank you i will not be taking any questions at this time

zelda: don't worry everyone, i've done the math, it does indeed check out after thorough study

link: *mutely gives a thumbs-up*

sidon: ...................sis you're sounding almost like you expect me to date them just to look after them

mipha: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SIDON, PLEASE, DATE BOTH THE HYLIANS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE THEY SURVIVE OUT THERE.

(and thus, ladies and gentlebeings, it's an ot3.)

mipha: and who is currently sobbing in a closet somewhere because it's been so long since she had a physical body to inhabit that she feels like she's pretending and doesn't know how to cope, but is currently considering starting breakfast with like half a bottle of brandy because it's the best idea she's got right now despite her intelligence thus making her feel like more of a failure? that zelda? >

mipha: and you mean princess zelda, like zelda who also has sort of always expected to be dead at this point in time and also blames the ruin of her kingdom on herself by her lifelong struggles with inadequacy, who spent the last hundred years tangling mano-a-mano with the big bad in psychic combat after seeing everyone she cared for die or be as good as dead, >