Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

listen y'all can't just say stuff like "we should eliminate all cis people" and NOT be over at my house with a shotgun to come take me out behind the shed to Ol' Yeller my chronically-in-pain ass

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz one, this story is just. amazing all around

two, i'm glad that you were able to be more polite than me because the bad idea gland in my brain would have gone into overdrive and i probably would have answered with something like "of course we love miku hatsune! she invented minecraft and the super bowl!"

she's then sent, i shit you not, at least 3 - probably more like 5 - friend requests on facebook i have politely denied

i have NO idea why she thinks we're besties.

possibly because we both like sci-fi and fantasy??? but she was such a terrible teacher that my birthday present that year was LITERALLY REFERENCE BOOKS I COULD PULL OUT TO ARGUE WITH HER, and then took them with me to Every Class Thereafter.

the "dance like no-one is watching" motto is very strange for me because the one truly awful teacher i had at my rich bitch private middle/high school gave me a magnet with it on it as a graduation gift (and did not give other students anything)

why is this weird?

because i hated her fucking guts, did not really make this a secret, and my one crowning moment of awesome in hs was letting loose and making her cry in class once

@BabaIsBot ah yes, Baba Is Southern now

hello everybody

have a bad video of me fishing for pups with spaghetti https://youtu.be/LYLwv-UTGDY

i feel like this snippet from my goth bunny's character sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8w_7kG1ObtWAr6AxLORpW6ndi4yatdMOA49b-to-Rc/edit?usp=sharing is a pretty good summary of her

Davalia Thousandfoe is Horny Only for Murder-Stabbing Garleans. Sorry, Everyone.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i made an alt today and powered straight through to level 15 because that's where you unlock the ability to glamour your gear (e.g. make the gear you're wearing look like other gear. prettier gear.) and dye it

my shoulder is a bit snippy at me for this.

i have no regrets. DAVALIA NEEDED A PROPER OUTFIT.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz and this is why the forums are full of fools

everyone knows that the TRUE endgame is FASHION*

*not even kidding honestly ffxiv glamour is incredibly serious business and i wouldn't have it any other way

tonight, instead of the usual catgirl spam

we have

goth bunny spam

well shit, i think i actually learned something from youtube today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38h8eudzy7k

here's a lovingly illustrated breakdown of what's going on in the music of #splatoon and #splatoon2 , specifically looking at the "now or never" song (aka One Minute Remaining!)

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney YEAH FULLY AGREE, like i see the logic behind fidget spinner. and i hate that i can make it make sense.

but for the love of all things holy let's go with three gods in a trenchcoat instead because it makes me want to take out my eyeballs with the offering plate less