Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

ups says my wayward joycon has been out for delivery since 4:30 am this morning to be delivered today but given it's nearly 10pm i hope to god that it's delayed and there's not some sad ups guy trudging out there in the dark

hey #ffxiv tag here's a viera alt concept you can have for free:

the pet rabbit mentioned in a classic video game - as motive for the protagonist slaughtering many demons - didn't die. no, she lived on, slipping between worlds, now to finally wake up on foreign shores, ready to take up arms just like her dear father to shed the blood of evil creatures...

DAISY DOOMSDAUGHTER IS HERE TO
R I P
A N D
T E A R

me: ok i'm gonna be very full of pain meds i should be careful with purchases

also me: TIME TO IMPULSE PURCHASE DRAGON'S DOGMA ON SWITCH

anyway the cool thing about the discount i get on cbd oil now means i can double up a dose and that's fine cost-wise and budget-wise so if anyone needs me i'm going to become a puddle and seep into my recliner for a bit

@maple god, definitely

the two groups are so often one and the same, and the overlap is immense, it's just they've gotten so entrenched in these patterns there's not really a way to get past them - not unless the person themselves opens a door

it's just fucking tragic on so many goddamn levels.

@maple it likely makes me too much of a bleeding heart, but 4chan is full of both people who are awful, and people who are hurting - desperately trying to loathe themselves into having self-worth

i wish i knew a way to say "please, stop, you're hurting yourself so badly. you deserve better, and you can have better" so that all of 4chan would listen

@it_was_inevitable godiwishthatwereme.gif, honestly

my #lolitafashion concept for today:

border print of horses but it's a bunch of the horses photoshopped with dog mouths

you just wear it and go "it's normal horses, i don't understand why you say it's creepy,"

i ordered a delicious dinner and it's here and i'm so hungry but pain is like "lmao nah"............

@keiyakins why have less weird when we could go *more* weird

like a wolf? a dog, maybe? some sort of canine?

oh my god if this happened they were going for "ain't nothing but a hound dog" weren't they

have i actually seen pictures of somebody who's done a fursuit of their fursona in elvis impersonator gear, or did i just imagine that hard enough in the "this is plausible and probably happened" way

we may never know

@InspectorCaracal note: i may have laughed too hard at my own joke on this one because unless i am staring directly at a selfie my brain has decreed everyone is their avatars, so An Entire Caracal in an elvis jumpsuit is both pretty great and pretty plausible as something potentially seen at furry conventions honestly

@InspectorCaracal it's your destiny, as somewhere deep in your soul cries out to fulfill your true purpose in life:

elvis impersonator

@InspectorCaracal as soon as science invents a way for me to donate my pcos beard, you are more than welcome to it

downsides: not really enough to do more than maybe a decent goatee, but can definitely get you to Hella Sideburns