Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the religion of a minority is going to be fundamentally different from the person who society has said they have absolute rule, just as how the religion of a peasant is different from the religion of a king. i am tired of seeing the assumption that all there must be is kings who need to be mocked for believing in their supposed divine right, when a whole lot of us are in the back singing the canticle of the turning

"religion is only about controlling people and that's all it can ever be about all the time!!!" is such an incredibly tiresome opinion. it only becomes even more tiresome when it becomes espoused by evangelical atheists who think that they have won the game and have ULTIMATE POWER because atheism is the strongest tool to bash people over the head with at all times.

not a coincidence it's usually cishet white dudes pulling this shit

who am i kidding, that's probably a bog standard political opinion around here. i think i just did the equivalent of white person showing up at a holiday party potluck full of food made by someone's abuela with a bunch of salsa that contains exactly one de-seeded jalapeno per pint and then standing by the buffet warning people that it's spicy the entire night long

JFK was a lil bih but everyone over-idolizes him because he was assassinated and had a pretty wife

while he did help push forward civil rights there's also the bay of pigs to contend with, and he was a pretty regrettable lout of a person in his personal life

also the whole kennedy political dynasty has been coasting on his involvement to new and amazing heights of stupid to this very day

in short: fuck 'im

"surely this is a hoax!" NO I CLICKED IT'S REAL. (i'm braver than any US marine for clicking it and having it in my browser history, pls send sympathy cards)

HE'S VERY PANICKY ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS BY THE END OF TODAY

y'all i made a joke about it but i'm like 75% sure now the money he wants for his wall is what he owes to a russian loanshark and he just got told "comrade, we need some money today or else dasvidanya"

shilling for the Official Wall Fund????

maybe trump should just try a kickstarter

tonight on #splatoon2 : "wow, i wonder why i never play with all these other weapons! i should use them!"

SEVERAL GAMES LATER

"i remember why i stay in my comfort zone now"

i can't believe google ACTUALLY came through for me on this one so i could land a stupid joke to a friend

(the clip is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxICJHd518 btw)

how tired am i?

just read "DNS propagation" and it took me a good solid 10 seconds to remember it's not some kinda breeding kink thing

kinda want to give my fursona antlers

kinda want the antlers to end up being tree branches that blossom/have leaves........... is that too cliche basic white girl

i mean it's either that or have the antlers decorated like my godsona hart. do people still do godsonas? fuck it, anyway, character hart

other people: saying words and knowing what those words meme

my brain at the moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evwwWWYD0ZA , on loop

anyway if we're killing all cishets who's gonna be the first to do me a solid and take me out back to ol yeller me and my cold

or is the oppression that i am now going to be forced to endure this shit

[insert vadernooooo.mp4 here]

i can't tell if i need more cough syrup or less cough syrup to understand the fedi timeline tonight

possibly yes to both

also honestly i feel like Zero from Drakengard 3 and Darth Vader would probably, if you flung them at each other, get along surprisingly well

*after* they attempted to kill each other, ofc

but after the brawl they'd probably be chill. sit around a campfire discussing their favourite ways to stab shit to death, etc etc. while mikhail tries to hide behind a tree about 1/6th of his size staring warily at vader and octa makes lewd jokes

the other Extremely Darth Vader song that is going to get me scoped for weeb shit is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrQEmClpWc This Silence Is Mine

however i feel like this is a lot more self-explanatory, and is not quite as hard a sell as the hatsune mikus, because a) i quite like Chihiro Onitsuka's vocal roughness, b) drakengard 3 is suitably dark and gritty as to not immediately offend darth vader fans who know it (and obscure enough that others won't recognize it HA)

holy SHIT has that meme been in my fucking gif folder for a hot goddamn minute. I'VE HAD THAT THING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL