Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

honestly, if i wouldn't feel bad about suckering people into bullshit, i could be a *fantastic* purveyor of flimflammery

like i know enough history, have an english degree, and can wikipedia world mythology, i could write one hell of a pack of bull to pass off some type of ~folksy mysticism~

...

but if i get the spoons to do that, i should prolly just sell out in a way i'm comfortable with first, e.g., write that erotica novel l m f a o

kayfabe is a good word and i should use it more often. despite the fact that i have negative two interest in wrestling.

i first learned it through an asshole who decided that since his character in ffxiv was a garlean, everyone should hate him ooc too, and wanted to go "mneh mneh kayfabe tho" whenever someone called bs on that. but kayfabe is too nice a word to be left in such dreary surrounds. i am hereby commandeering it

honestly the biggest culture/age gap moment i keep having on here is the idea of adopting/buying fursonas

knowing the furry community as i did when i first got into it, when i was like, fuckin 13 or some shit, the idea of adopting a furry persona and representation of yourself just makes me ❓ ❓ ❓

i know the meaning is "a furry character" now instead of more straight "furry persona" but it still breaks my brain a lil

hit level 69 in animal crossing pocket camp

N I C E

well they promised it's on its way

i am not ashamed to say i laid it on thick all "well, i guess i get to borrow money and eat ramen noodles to afford another source of cbd oil until the package gets here". i know it's bitchy of me to do that until i got an apology from customer service but i am also not fucking having it today y'all

4 more business days and i'm doing a fucking cc chargeback. :)

it took 30 minutes for them to reply with the same tracking number

usps's tracking usually doesn't run a full week behind :|

time to queue up for Customer Service Rep (Extreme) today

"replies in 3 minutes" customer support chat has had my message for 15 minutes with no reply lmao. i mean fuck's sake don't take nearly 200 bucks from me, say you've shipped needed pain medication, and then don't ship it for a fucking week

fingers crossed that tomorrow i can do more than lay on the floor groaning lol

goodnight fediverse

sleep good

sometimes a gal just wants a nice set of pecs covered in fur to just mash her face into and smell that man musk in, y'know?

i am but a humble cishet with humble ambitions that include motorboating chest hair

listen i'm not wrong! i'm not wrong

just. apply face. to those magnificent titties. will probably come up bronzed and self-tanned. okay with this.

also i'm trying to watch a makeup video as i sleepily putter to bed and i don't think i'm going to learn anything other than the fact that i kinda want to just mush my face into Celebrity Artist Scott Barnes's furred cleavage.

(i'm not actually that salty, my dad can get me the info to log in to these places if UGA has access, since that's one of his retiree perks)

(idk if my coca-cola university degree has perks like that still but w/e)

anyway if anyone knows of someplace that has like.

victorian era newspaper scans, of newspapers that were illustrated / had big advertising sections, let me know lol

listen, i know everyone gotta eat, but motherfucker? british national library? y'all GOT money. LET ME SEE THE NEWSPAPERS

ah yes, that good ol' internet researcher problem: Everything's Fucking Paywalled

maybe my #ffxivrp brain will come back home from the wars soon

and i can get out that thought about how the two main schools of healing magic - whm and sch, more or less - operate in different ways but end up with the same result 99.9% of the time

(whm, leaning on power of the spirits, is more about returning bodies to a 'platonic ideal' version; sch is more about speeding up and enhancing natural processes already there)

ok a fistbump is not very on-brand for this interaction uhhh hmm

....in solidarity and understanding, this cis lolita offers out a very ornate gothic choker and this really cute pair of pearl wire kitty ears, to stand side by side with the trans girl fashionistas.

THERE WE GO

CULTURAL EXCHANGE, EVERYBODY

both i think have that root also of "god, fuck what i'm SUPPOSED to wear, i am going to wear what makes ME happy". obvsly i know the lolita fashion side here a lot better - it is what some might consider a paradoxically feminist moment, as lolita fashion actually is pretty fucking punk in its sentiments of "i don't care if i'm 'supposed' to be the perfect demure office worker and housewife in sedate modern duds. i'm going to wear what i want to wear, not what society demands i wear."

this is very Cis Girl Looking In From The Outside, but i wish to extend a hand for solidarity fistbump wrt some chat across the fediverse

i think 'typical trans girl fashion' and lolita fashion both share a root, which is why (unsurprisingly) there are a lot of trans women i've seen wearing lolita and interested in it as well - both are "fuck you, i'm a girl", almost to what society might consider "tacky" or "overdone" or "too loud". it is feminine, and screams itself as thus.