Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so i just posted this on discord and i'm also going to dump this here because if i'm right, if i'm actually on the money with this, i'm going to become THE MOST SMUG PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.

so.

so the ancient hero in kass's song/etc. is shown depicted with red hair, unlike the princess's blonde. link has brown-blond hair.... gerudo got red hair tho. and so does calamity ganon...

i can tell it's a cold night because i was able to catch one of the toad friends - a smaller buddy, i think might be a slightly different species - and talked to it a bit, it didn't even stink eye at me too hard

i carried it over to some good leaves and was all "here you go, i'll open my hand so you can jump off now" and it was a good 15 seconds of PLEASE WAIT, JUMP.EXE IS LOADING before it boinged off

i guess alligator snapping turtles are just nature's "your toes.... hand 'em over", honestly

i am starting to think i am the only person on the planet who is not that upset at the lack of complete pokemon coverage lmao

but this is probably because... i'm not actually that interested in pokemon home, and i don't really transfer pokemon from game to game. at some point my team is as much a part of the setting for a game that it just doesn't interest me, or just plain feels weird

every animal crossing villager is good EXCEPT the motherfucking clown sheep.

he knows what he did

anyway to pay the fanfic rec forward, if you're an atla fan, may i recommend https://archiveofourown.org/works/424469/chapters/710772

i need to get caught up on it but it is an utter delight of good writing. how good is the writing?

it's so good i need to do close rereadings of it as a study in how to do battle scenes, and it makes sokka/azula a believable and compelling ship.

That Good, folks.

i have a terrible thing to admit, folks: i am an awful fanfic snob. i can count on one hand the fanfics i've read in the last... ten or so years, despite writing (or at least... starting...) tons of the little bastards.

but goddamn if that giraffe don't know how to pick 'em because this is a DELIGHT

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

nobody at all in #splatoon2 's player base:

me: the final splatfest goes beyond the struggle between the two hosts, the struggle of id versus superego, to introduce hidden lore. consider pearl, the wild child too affluenza'd for consequences yet yearning to be free of her gilded cage, versus marina, raised to be a cog in the octarian military-industrial complex and seeking that familiar order, fed might-makes-right as virtue. in this essay i will

burning questions as i play breath of the wild include "why does mipha have lipstick though" and "okay i'm now fully on board what are the fav link/prince sidon fics out there. go team fish boyfriend"

lord save me from the tantrums of delicate techbros, basically.

do i have a headache? yes. am i grumpy about this? yes.

am i still right? *also* yes!

if companies don't want people to comment to them directly on bullshit being peddled, there's a great way for them to do this:

put it on a static webpage with no comment section instead of social media

anyway put your odds here that reply comes directly from an employee of whatever techbro-nonsense-du-jour it is, who is now wounded beyond belief that nobody wants to trust the techbro-nonsense implicitly and that someone would be as crass as to not buy the bullshit

especially if the entire pitch is critiquing how GREEDY BIG DATA IS PROFITING FROM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, but they're different because uh... totes trust 'em you guise

"how do you keep the lights on then if you don't do that?" remaining steadfastly It's A Secret :) in contrast is just uh.... well, scummy-sounding

like are these "we don't sell your data!" promises just elaborate honeypots or what lmfao. at least with google i get to be one drop in a deluge, so no thanks

i may just be getting cynical, but why does it seem like the vast majority of these "new ethical internet services that respect your privacy" are just

"we don't make money from ads or your data like those other chumps! we're also freeeeee!"

me: ok cool, so how do you financially keep afloat?

"we don't sell ads or data :) we respect you :) but free!"

me: okay... but how y'all gettin' paid? how is this service offered for free?

"we respect you! :) free!"

me: ....k

wow the pride dlc for splatoon looks great! https://www.usatoday.com/videos/travel/2019/06/04/rare-rainbow-octopus-caught-camera-phillippines/1341892001/

like, this is totally the sort of game i used to play with my toys. you build a town, you have them go on adventures, stuff like that.

i adore how it looks! i think it's pitch-perfect. it looks gorgeous and i think there's been some very canny design going on here. all the simplifications and translations of those simplifications-borne-from-necessity whisper "this is a fun toy, come play with us".

i love it!!!!!! i want the toyset of all this LOL

i actually adore how this game looks. i think that there's actually been some very canny art direction, mirroring the art direction of link's awakening. i know some people will complain about things looking too smooth and too plastic, but with that plus the shiny hair... i think it's actually perfect. it looks like a little doll, with hair like a barbie, and this is a little tableau with it.

i love it! it's a perfect toybox aesthetic!