Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

of course that's in my "make me director, DC" dream movie where no major male characters show up

at all

minor characters, maybe. maybe voice on the telephone. but faces on that screen lol

as harley quinn and poison ivy, after their marriage, declare they're going to really go straight this time and then end up falling into "crime" once more, mentored by catwoman, in the art of "these things are technically illegal, but morally right, so what's batman gonna do about it huh"

i mean just ponder Poison Ivy, but with her hair up in a practical bun, sensible boots on (absolutely NO high heels or open-toed shoes are ALLOWED because of BASIC LAB SAFETY), who has made her plant costume into a sensible two-piece with pitcher plants at her hips that she can shove her hands into happily because pockets!!!

(batgirl is low-key jealous. it looks so comfortable! nicely loose! and POCKETS!)

concept: Poison Ivy, but written to reflect most of the women in STEM i actually know, not somebody's sexy fantasy

because she isn't a conventionally pretty sexpot, she hides in plain sight to basically everyone - batman included - for a good long while. ('cause that mousy-dressing woman with the glasses is, like, the secretary, right? not important.)

she still makes her own costume out of plants. with pitcher plants.

"nice costume," says batgirl

"thanks, it has pockets!!!" she replies

well today on Adventures In Capitalism, the face cream i picked up awhile back that my skin likes but isn't quite as good as lush imperialis (but honestly i'll probably buy again bc my skin really likes both at once lmao), sinks in quickly, and is packaged in a neat airless pump that makes me feel like a Real Adult who is Doing a Luxury Skincare,

is five bucks on amazon right now

https://www.amazon.com/Moisturizer-Face-Organics-Hyaluronic-Chamomile/dp/B07G797DHV/ref=lp_17712874011_1_2_a_it?srs=17712874011&ie=UTF8&qid=1560872825&sr=8-2

so if folks out there want a treatyoself moment but like, a little one, there y'all go

"Welcome to Gerudo Town's premier accessory shop! How can I help you today?"

"I need, um... a present."

"Oooh, like a birthday present, an anniversary present, or...?"

"I need a 'sorry in my horny haze I thought Stasis could open up some interesting edging possibilities but ended up just punting you nearly through the ceiling' present"

"I... see. Our diamond line is right over here..."

i may be utterly wiped out from pain, dizzy from meds, exhausted and ouchy, but at least i figured out that my joycon doesn't need repairing, only recalibrating, so i got that going for me which is nice

so my shoulder has decided that the one muscle in the back that i think is either teres major or minor will only let me do the range of motion like you're doing the chicken wing flap about two inches away from my body. otherwise it will scream. hard. loudly! so time to keep my elbow by my side Or Else!

and my shoulder still feels like it's about to pop off of course

so i'm gonna take a muscle relaxer and have it mildly yeet out my soul while playing BotW instead of doing useful things today

me: okay time to take a shower and do things today

my shoulder: areyousureaboutthat_johncena.gif

facebook reminded me of this so have an eorzea fashion retrospective from a year ago #ffxiv #morelikelookatmycatgirltagamirite

"don't stop, keep on going!!!"

"but link!!! you're starting to flash red, you're down to one heart or less!!"

"yeah but that ain't my fucking safeword, KEEP GOING DAMMIT"

fuck me, my teres minor is so fucking upset

it's been a "nothing for it but to lay down and sob" kinda day

anyone who can actually say worchestershire sauce without boldly striding into the word, getting lost, living off the land, and finally returning with a full beard grown on the other side to find that their spouse has remarried after they were assumed to be dead,

is a better person at saying shit than i am honestly

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants

hap father's day

if ur dad sucks

i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman

let's go grill a football, sport