Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the "dance like no-one is watching" motto is very strange for me because the one truly awful teacher i had at my rich bitch private middle/high school gave me a magnet with it on it as a graduation gift (and did not give other students anything)

why is this weird?

because i hated her fucking guts, did not really make this a secret, and my one crowning moment of awesome in hs was letting loose and making her cry in class once

hello everybody

have a bad video of me fishing for pups with spaghetti https://youtu.be/LYLwv-UTGDY

i feel like this snippet from my goth bunny's character sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8w_7kG1ObtWAr6AxLORpW6ndi4yatdMOA49b-to-Rc/edit?usp=sharing is a pretty good summary of her

Davalia Thousandfoe is Horny Only for Murder-Stabbing Garleans. Sorry, Everyone.

tonight, instead of the usual catgirl spam

we have

goth bunny spam

well shit, i think i actually learned something from youtube today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38h8eudzy7k

here's a lovingly illustrated breakdown of what's going on in the music of #splatoon and #splatoon2 , specifically looking at the "now or never" song (aka One Minute Remaining!)

the other person i suspect of being the crystal exarch is Doga, of Doga and Unei fame, Y'know Those Clone Lads We Met Oop In T' Crystal Tower

this is 90% on sound cues. i do really like Now I Know The Truth as a theme and i may be hanging out with the crystal exarch just to listen to it

so before god and the #ffxiv tag i would like to Call It that:

-the crystal exarch is Unukalhai, a bit older since he's done some trippin' around, but nonetheless remembers the scions from our eikon-punchin' days

-meol is people.

-ascention is being made into a sin-eater. then possibly killed and made into meol. meol is totally people though

-we have not seen the last of chekhov's nectarine

anyway maybe that's my one bit of shadowbringers i really hate so far over and done with, in one single point, so that there's not a vague sense of meh in any places, there's just all my Thanks I Loathe This all and done in one (1) place and now the rest of the xpack will be sunshine and rainbows and me enjoying it immensely.

square enix owes me an entire pallet of grey goose for making the villain, head of the decadent noble society, a comically fat man-baby who throws tantrums

bEcAuSe ThAt'S sOmE nOt At aLl LaZy tRoPeS tO cOpY wHoLeSaLe

square enix owes me monetary compensation equal to or greater the cost of one bottle of grey goose vodka for making a fat miqo model, but one obviously meant for laughing at because it resembles someone in a fat suit instead of An Actual Person Being Respected As Such, and making her a frivolous, stupid, vain woman who rules over her "henpecked" thin husband

wOw HoW gRoUnDbReAkInG

oh jeez, looks like we got ourselves a Chekhov's Nectarine situation

p.s. please don't roast me too bad for my youtube watching recs sometimes the heart wants what it wants and what it wants is just people talkin' bout video jaems

oh hello hooman

i see you have a cookie there. as cookie inspector it's part of my job to notice these things. can i inspect that please, as per my job title #doggo #dogsofmastodon #hollypls