Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

This was me, last Monday. (Or would have been, if I had a pink bunny-suit-guy buddy. I very much _did_ get my taxes done.)

thinking about the time I ordered out for lunch, and my order was signed off by "d uwu". Some absolute meme-lord works at this restaurant and I salute them.

I'm stalling on updating the Golfshrine website. These examples aren't uninteresting, and it's not like i have nothing to say about them. Just updating the website is a pain. Currently researching ways it can be made easier or more entertaining.

Maybe i should install Frontpage for Mac? Though I'd also have to struggle with how to upload the result...

I have round cards, dog bone cards, donut cards, pizza slice cards, VW Minibus cards...

...but the shaped cards I'm the happiest to own is a trio I call the Extra Value Meal. Burger, fries, and a Coke.

Weird-shaped playing cards are fun. I must find weirder ones.

for the people who would rather see me do something productive with my online presence, here, have a Pookachu

I feel like giving my fedi-followers something exclusive today, so... here's some photographs of a tub of corn nuts.

still the best clip art i've ever used in a powerpoint.

City of Damocles - a 1-bit art commission I did for Cohost user belarius, on a 1986 Mac Plus, with a trackball and a paint program that doesn't support layers. #art #retrotech #commission

suffice to say, i think my guests approve of their welcoming committee #likeadragon

Buick. Buick. Buick. Buick.

I'd say it doesn't sound like a word anymore but that'd imply it ever did. Buick. Buick. Buick.

this Monday evening, please enjoy this Smooth Jazz, courtesy of an MS-DOS digital Buick catalog from 1992

me, when the piece of software i need is no longer commercially available

this isn't really a Top 25 Favorites. it's more like, 25 games that would give you a general idea of Me. Not in any sort of order or anything.

#topsters

Still one of my favorite photos I've ever taken: this exterior shot of the Old Spaghetti Factory on the waterfront in Portland. It was just the most perfect day.

Permit me to brag, just for a little bit - this is "The Vehicle," a highly customized SunSeeker Fat Tad tricycle with electric pedal assist, sold to me by Utah Trikes. I've since had quite a few things attached, not the least of which is my new lockable trunk, a lightweight toolbox I bought from Home Depot and attached to the cargo rack with help from my dad, for a mere $50.

As I'm not confident enough to ride two-wheelers anymore, and don't have a license, this thing is my joy and escape.

thank you, @PrintShopDeluxe , i've created something horrible and want the world to know about it. 🤣

Skimming through random midi files from years old downloads and found this one that has... lyrics.

it's an instrumental song from a video game.