Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

Hoi seems like a chill little dude, so I gave him a little cup of boba tea to enjoy. #moonchild

does bluesky work on a 386? nope!

should i keep this bit going? probably also nope!

when you want to build that Terran Battlecruiser but you're out of vespene gas

that feeling when you wish to open the tomes that the archmage wishes no one to touch, to profane the fabric of the earth, to perform those magicks most unspeakable

that other website's having another fun downtime so we get another batch of fun screenshots like this one

this specific dandelion. i take the weed trimmer to it every week when it's time to mow. this week it seems to have learned that it can simply hide inside this metal patio table.

clever dandelion.

not that there was much doubt about it, but (most of) my website loads and displays (in a usable fashion) in Microweb on a 386SX

Success at last!

🤞🤞🤞🤞

love when i can tell a hand-off has just been made; the ethernet interface's job is done, now is time for the CPU to do its duty

so now i'm sitting in my Comfy Chair in a completely different room, watching this update go, and also monitoring its vitals with btop in another pane because i fucking can. GOD I love it when I feel like I know what I'm doing

one reboot later and we're still on 42

what

update day, attempt two

Geez that's a lot of titles - and it's not even all of them, because MakeMKV is skipping like 80% of them!

Must be an image gallery or something on this BD.

https://netizen.club/~wildweasel/updates/2026-01-13.html - A small haul on a foggy afternoon, in today's Golfshrine Acquisitions Update.

Decided to "redesign" the Weasel Center Shelter for Old and Abandoned Computers today. Well, "redesign" is saying a lot there as a word, when what I actually did was swap three background images, reduce the contrast of one of them, and change the font color. But still!

https://netizen.club/~wildweasel/shelter/index.html

This did also slightly bury the lede of me adding a section to said website to explain (and embed) the Quake Benchmarks spreadsheet.

https://netizen.club/~wildweasel/shelter/quake.html

https://netizen.club/~wildweasel/updates/2025-12-03.html - I have Learned Things, today; among those things is that my dad rarely gets rid of anything. Those things, and a handful of amusing other ones, join the words "mashie niblick" and "brassie" in this month's Golfshrine Acquisitions Update.