Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

@lowqualityfacts Bonus points if you cite the actual figures in your foreword so you can neatly sidestep libel laws, like Al Franken did with "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot (and Other Observations)." 😁

@josh @mcc i half imagine it'd consist of The Most Wanted Song and a handful of statistical edge cases, like that one Janet Jackson song that crashed hard drives

@TonicBH I guess there's not much way Juggernaut could have gone right, being developed as a new company's first product, and being published by the people responsible for... eXtreme PaintBrawl.

@TCD It's a tidy little episode, but admittedly, the best levels are the ones they reused from The Reckoning.

Sadly the freeware release at www.amuletsandarmor.com fixes my other favorite bug in the game: you can no longer scoot your corpse around while dead by using mouse movement. But the other important fix (death no longer makes you drop your entire inventory) makes the game so much less annoying to play, so that's worth it.

Downloaded a copy of my favorite "Ultima Underworld on a cheesier engine by indie devs in the late 90s" game, Amulets & Armor, and for some reason created an Archer.

Then the ol' muscle memory kicked in and I remembered how to fire crossbow bolts really, really, really fast. Oh joyous little game.