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@benjedwards fairly quiet, but my instance is small and my follows are few. i think I've blocked maybe two people since being here regularly and not even for anything they did to me specifically.

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i almost forgot the glue to stick my pasta to my sauce β€” i’m so glad that my local supermarket has helpfully placed them together

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The internet is amazing. I've just discovered a live webcam from a waterfall in Alaska where brown bears are fishing for salmon.
That's my evening sorted!
youtube.com/live/HsLvnFQW_yM?f
#Nature #Wildlife

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Boost if you think trans people are neat πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

why i love garage sales: because i can "@jon_bois watching baseball" 1989-style on my TV VCR Combo for a mere 50 cents

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idea: assemble one of those multicade cabinets, but exclusively fill it full of PC shareware games that advertised themselves as "arcade" or "better than a Nintendo."

@RealDaveRyder space mutiny but his hair is constantly on fire like a sparkler or a Roman candle or something

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@lowqualityfacts Bonus points if you cite the actual figures in your foreword so you can neatly sidestep libel laws, like Al Franken did with "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot (and Other Observations)." 😁

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@josh @mcc i half imagine it'd consist of The Most Wanted Song and a handful of statistical edge cases, like that one Janet Jackson song that crashed hard drives

@TonicBH I guess there's not much way Juggernaut could have gone right, being developed as a new company's first product, and being published by the people responsible for... eXtreme PaintBrawl.

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@TCD It's a tidy little episode, but admittedly, the best levels are the ones they reused from The Reckoning.

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I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!