Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

@foone thinking about the time i was playing Far Cry 2, had to alt-tab to take care of some things, and got distracted enough during it that I decided "nah I wanna go play some games" and launched Far Cry 2. It wasn't until I had finished the session and started shutting down for the night that I noticed the first instance was still running while I was playing a second one.

Sure it isn't two weeks. But still.

@konjak yeah unfortunately i've had the same issue albeit the other way around (two monitors of the same resolution but not the same physical size), sadly windows natively does not care for such discrepancies and functions on basis of pixels only, even with display-scaling.

i'd imagine having any awareness of a display's size would need a total ground-up reconstruction of monitor handling at the OS level. 😔​

Most were dated from the early 2000s, letters meant for another magazine, asking if anybody knew anything about a "forgotten retro computer game I played in school." Oddly, the replies were in the envelope, too; the magazines largely denying knowledge of the game, until one reply read "You know it was fake, right?"

I could not figure out why The Dev had all of this stuff, why _my_ name was on the mail, or why he showed it to me like he was accusing me of something.

The magazines featured a making-of feature about the fake page-ads themselves, that served as a tutorial for an old Mac 3D sculpting/rendering program, and some PageMaker-like print layout editor.

The letters were more interesting, as they were more contemporary.

All of the page ads focused on the "athletes": crudely 3D rendered humanoid shapes, Gouraud-shaded but also heavily dithered, as if displayed on a monitor that only has one shade of red to work with. No screenshots. Just the tag line, "NOTAS: Digital athletics simulation for the new world."

Had a strange dream where I was hanging out at the home of an esteemed indie game dev, and he told me, "one moment" and left briefly. When he came back, he dropped several magazines and sealed letters in front of me - sent to his address, but with my name on them, postmarked 2006.

All of them had to do with a "fake" Classic Mac OS "digital athletics" game called NOTAS, purported to be from 1991. Page ads, letters, making-of features, about an Olympics game that resembled a Virtual Boy game.

i actually have this screencap printed out (with subtitle) on a 3x5 photo paper, tacked to what I call my "go out and be an adult" shelf. It's where I hang my house keys, masks, and (until last year) work badge.

"No-poo. Poo-tan is busy working on his tax return."
"GOD DAMN IT I HATE YOU POO-TAN"

This was me, last Monday. (Or would have been, if I had a pink bunny-suit-guy buddy. I very much _did_ get my taxes done.)

@mavica_again oh my god, it's worse than i could have imagined

@mavica_again for android, i've been using soundhound; this isn't really an endorsement because it's slow, loaded with ad banners, and has a vested interest in selling you streaming service subs, but it decidedly isn't shazam, so.