Show newer
Weasel boosted

It's Wolfenstein 3D month in @dosgameclub and also #MARCHintosh and I have managed to fail both by playing the Windows port of the Macintosh version of Wolfenstein 3D

youtu.be/yvTZi2XGOqw

Weasel boosted

I have just learned that ducks cannot drink milkshake. All along we have been excoriating the duck, when in truth, the duck was a victim and the truly problematic one was the person feeding the duck the dairy products in the first place. I am crushed by this realization :(

Show thread

netizen.club/~wildweasel/ - it's liiiiiiive! god I forgot how exciting it is to redesign a website, this was something I used to look forward to back in the early-aughts before corpos ruined it =P

Show thread

Exclusive preview of an upcoming redesign of Golfshrine Online. This aims to make actual use of my web design knowledge, as well as clean it up a lot in terms of code, and make it much less of a pain to update. Also make it look more golfy.

character concept: person who is born on Leap Day, but rather than only becoming a year older on exactly their birthday, they age as normal, and an additional four years every Feb 29th. See, the _idea_ was that Mom would have the kid on Leap Day so they'd have four times the lifetime, which didn't really work for the expected reason, but Father Time already _has_ a way around that, so now, the kid ages 7 years for every 4, in big, inconvenient 4 year spurts.

And now they owe some years back.

Weasel boosted

Want to show visitors to your site that your content is human made and doesn't use AI? Grab my badge pack for FREE (or pay as much as you want)

The pack contains 64 88x31px PNG and SVG badges in 8 colors and phrases β€œmade by a human, drawn by a human, human content, written by a human, I am not a robot, never by ai, human content, there's no ai here!”

#free #badges #AI #humanmade

ko-fi.com/s/4662b19f61

Weasel boosted

Congratulations! You have found the secret day. Today and today only, you can: double jump, air dash, walk through walls as long as they’re only one tile wide, shoot lasers from your sword when at full health, and glide backwards up staircases, even infinite ones.

Dad's been having fun building these nice wooden "barn quilts" in the garage. Keep telling him he should start taking commissions from the neighbors or something.

And sure, I have things I do enjoy working on in my personal life. Tinkering with my computers. Drawing. Writing. They don't feel like work - not because I always have fun with them, but because try as I might, I can't figure out how to get paid for them.

Whoever rolled my character sheet and put all my stat points into intelligence at the expense of charisma, I want to take the dice away from you.

Show thread

It's why I would rally for any kind of universal basic income, or just generally better/easier access to welfare programs. Opponents of such programs would say things like "people just don't want to work." I'd say that's untrue, but at the same time, *I* don't want to work. I hate the idea of a nine-to-five. The regular paycheck was nice, but spending half my waking days separated from the parts of my life in which I thrive was not so nice. The absolute hell of working for The Man.

Show thread

I think a lot about a post I read years ago, where OP talks about having seen a therapist somewhere in the EU - talks about their problems, concerns, et cetera, the therapist hangs on every word, and ultimately declares the diagnosis to be not clinical depression, but "a terminal lack of funding."

How very many problems could be solved in our lives, if only we were all just paid enough money to live them comfortably.

Show thread

@jplebreton @mcc you used to be able to have the web browser toast you when all downloads were finished. i liked that a lot for big files. now i don't think it's an option anymore and you also can't have the progress bars on the status line anymore. i don't like the pie-chart-button thing everybody does now. [/cane-shaking]

@foone thinking about the time i was playing Far Cry 2, had to alt-tab to take care of some things, and got distracted enough during it that I decided "nah I wanna go play some games" and launched Far Cry 2. It wasn't until I had finished the session and started shutting down for the night that I noticed the first instance was still running while I was playing a second one.

Sure it isn't two weeks. But still.

Weasel boosted

few things will make me as emotional as the very closing of the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series with the Journey of the Sorcerer motif

Weasel boosted
Weasel boosted
Weasel boosted

@konjak yeah unfortunately i've had the same issue albeit the other way around (two monitors of the same resolution but not the same physical size), sadly windows natively does not care for such discrepancies and functions on basis of pixels only, even with display-scaling.

i'd imagine having any awareness of a display's size would need a total ground-up reconstruction of monitor handling at the OS level. πŸ˜”β€‹

Weasel boosted
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!