Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

Alright. I should try this again just to be using a social media platform that ISN'T operated by morons.

Might as well start spamming my creative stuff here too; here's an article about a deck of cards I received under ｍｙｓｔｅｒｉｏｕｓ ｃｉｒｃｕｍｓｔａｎｃｅｓ
https://thefriendlycard.wordpress.com/2017/11/29/sign-this-in-triplicate/

BREAKIN' https://computerfairi.es/media/_-YOOPgIdWMqRjq4TdQ

These seem like either the best things for sibling rivals for a Christmas present, or the instrument of the undoing of all reality at the hands of said rivals. https://computerfairi.es/media/EaHD-PLMcALgWFbgArE

Combining Sports Game Hell with Loot Box Hell actually seems like a smart business move https://computerfairi.es/media/R9U8p76zV_UpOlTtY7Y

I feel like I had to do this at least once. https://computerfairi.es/media/Hgjb1U45DwniyFOqRZU

30. Favorite Game of All Time - Are you kiddin' me? Doom!

29. A Game You Were Surprised You Liked - You'd hardly believe it by how I feel about it now, but the Yakuza series. I'd owned the first game not long after release, but couldn't really cope with the load times and the general awkwardness of its translation. I randomly found Yakuza 2 on sale at a Hollywood Video that was closing down, and decided I'd give the series a second try. Somehow, it wound up being the best PS2 game I'd ever played. So, I give it "Most Improved." https://computerfairi.es/media/_P5WGLxQe56_spMwUGI

28. Favorite Game Developer - The one that has always resonated with me would be the Apogee Software of the early 90s. While their output was, admittedly, all over the place (Dark Ages being a massive far cry away from Duke Nukem), it was their shareware business model that inspired me to realize that ANYBODY could make a game and find an audience with it. They were probably the most important name in what we'd call "indie" games now.

27. Most Epic Scene - The opening reel of Final Fantasy VIII. Sure, it sounds like a lot of cliches now, but you've got relentless angel symbolism, a sword duel, and ominous Latin music. Still runs shivers down my spine when I watch it.

26. Best Voice Acting - Gonna give that one to the original Metal Gear Solid. Solid work all around. I mean, it's the reason I even know Cam Clarke's name.

25. A Game on Your List To Play - Maybe, eventually, I'll get around to playing Undertale. Maybe. Eventually.

24. Favorite "Classic" Title - If I take "classic" to mean "prior to 1985"...that still leaves me waffling between a few choices. So I'll just list them all. Qix, Pressure Cooker, Xevious, Choplifter, Sword of Fargoal.

23. Best Art Style - Either the textureless gradient look of Killer7, or the clay animation seen in The Neverhood. In fact, I think I just really like the clay look. Aren't we at a point where real-time graphics can reasonably simulate clay, by now? I want to see more games like that.

22. A sequel that disappointed you - While I acknowledge the things it did right, I regretfully state, Descent 3. The tech was in the right place, the level design made some degree of sense...but it just felt nothing like the Descent games I'd played before, and I couldn't really get into it. Overload, meanwhile, is the game I always wished Descent 3 was. So there's hope there.

21. Best Story - While not a perfect story (nothing is!), nothing enthralled me quite like Ace Attorney 3: Trials and Tribulations. With only one case that was ultimately not relevant to the overarching plot, and probably the closest thing the series ever had to a "final boss", it was definitely the note on which I wouldn't have minded the series going out on.

20. Favorite Genre: I'm a nut for first-person games in general. Shooters, walkers, simulations, adventure games, open world stuff. I enjoy seeing things from a character's point of view, especially if it's well handled.

19. A game setting I wish I lived in: This is a tough question to answer because so many game settings are objectively beautiful but full of bad things that need fighting. I kinda don't want to do so much of the fighting, and so many neat-looking worlds are total crapsacks under the surface. But I dunno...maybe I want to go live on Myst Island. Assuming I can write in an internet connection.

18. Favorite Protagonist - To avoid stealing the answer from question 2, here's a ridiculous cop-out of an answer: "Robin" in FE:Awakening. I have a thing for customizable heroes. My Robin might have said and done the same things that everybody else's Robin did, but THIS one had squinty eyes and a crew cut. https://computerfairi.es/media/Y9aoEzdQRVswBRm3e9s