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Q: β€œHow many devs on a message board does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

A: β€œWhy are you trying to do that?”

now that I actually know how to follow people on other instances from this thing, i may or may not be using this account for more things. i dunno, this fragmentation kinda sucks

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We *need* standard protocols like ActivityPub, but ultimately, users do not want a protocol. People do not want a formless ball of infinite potential. They want "Products". They want a clearly presented thing that they can put into their web browser or phone and it slots them into a legible user flow satisfying a specific user story. This is not because they are brainwashed by capitalism. It is because most people *have other shit to do* and don't want to bother with software that's unfinished.

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If your phone does not dial correctly, shake it violently and try again.

Have a jolly head-banging British golfer for your weekend.

A reminder to engage in self care. No matter how hard things are, you deserve to love yourself.

There is a man on my bus carefully reading handwritten notes in a composition notebook. Nearly every single word on every page is highlighted.

Is it time for me to once again fail to make a concentrated effort to use Mastodon more often? I don't know. Here's a screen of what solitaire looks like with 32 decks, thanks to solitaire.gg

In an effort to find more things to post on here: this might just be Card Game Hell. Nothing but Crazy Eights and the soothing dulcet tones of...Gilbert Gottfried. computerfairi.es/media/4raLz_U

I sort of wonder if the people that design these games really care about the games or if they're just out to put the most ridiculous product packaging they can in the toy aisle. computerfairi.es/media/YGCh-Rz

Word processor screen contains swear words. 

This thing will get me more interested in writing things. Distraction-free word processing. Of course, I had to break it in, the most internetty way I could... computerfairi.es/media/KHnPh0e

Alright. I should try this again just to be using a social media platform that ISN'T operated by morons.

Might as well start spamming my creative stuff here too; here's an article about a deck of cards I received under mysterious ο½ƒο½‰ο½’ο½ƒο½•ο½ο½“ο½”ο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½“
thefriendlycard.wordpress.com/

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did you have anything to eat? drink? had your coffee yet? any meds you need to take?

take deep breaths, and don't forget to take care of your body right now.

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