hold up

luigi's got a mansion

Mario doesn't have a mansion
luigi has a mansion

sure it's haunted and stuff

but he has a MANSION

what the HECK

@Nine canonicity on this one is sketchy in the modern era but mario had a castle at one point. also luigi has a non-haunted mansion now. the previous mansion was fake, he used the money he got in game to buy I real one. anyways mario has a castle and a spaceship in the shape of his face... and another space ship...

@LANthus bloody hell what kind of wages were those plumbers on what the heck

saving princesses REALLY pays the bills I guess.

@Nine I mean, the 3 consistent things mario does no matter the game is jump, save a royal, and collect absurd amounts of coin so like... yeah he's made for life

@Nine but Luigi died in the last Nintendo direct about smash :( Maybe the mansion feels less haunted if he is a ghost himself

@Nine mario has a whole castle, just play super mario land 2

@Nine luigi stays home and manages the finances for their business.... and slips a bunch of the profits off for himself

@lizardsquid accountancy fees right? gotta get paid for his hard work after all

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