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New on the Secret Area: "Halo with chips" has been found.

A dumb back of the box quote from Maxim magazine promoting a poker video game had become a small meme. I wanted to find out where it came from.

Likes, shares and comments are really appreciated. asecretarea.com/2025/02/21/hal

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fursona reveal!! 

Hey, remember when I was talking about wanting a cat fursona?

Well, thanks to a picrew, and a friend who was willing to help, it's now a reality.

Say hi to Tonya! She's soft, cuddly, and friendly!

(art by Megahand6 on birdsite)

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ps visit my website it has cool dumb video game things

I made a new post yesterday to cover devolver digital's silly advergame

asecretarea.com

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It's also weird for me to go from "I have no idea what to write about" to "Oh I have too many ideas to write about and can't pick one at the moment :blobugh:​"

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Having that realization that I have written at least 4,000 words about stuff I've bought in the past year and a half, and wonder if anyone cares about that at all

I know they say not to care too much about reader metrics and whatnot, but sometimes I worry if this is a fruitless endeavor

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"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to do my homework and locked me out of the spaceship

Wrote a bunch of words about stuff I bought over the past year and a half. Mostly the half year, but still

I don't know why, but I just... like writing words about why I bought something. Give a bit of knowledge of what I know about the product, the human element of writing, that sort of thing

for the record I don't mean a single episode, I mean the whole next season needs to be the Game Changer regulars getting payback on Sam by any means necessary

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next season of game changer needs to have role reversal where Sam is always a contestant and someone else is the host who's here the whole time

you know, I'd use that Nintendo Music App if they had studio master quality versions of the music from Ouendan/Elite Beat Agents on them

I know it's all licensed music but hey, I wanna hear the Elite Beat Agents version of Jumpin' Jack Flash in clear, crisp quality

(she says as she's listening to the Rolling Stones' original, which is a bonafide rock'n'roll classic, but isn't as powerful as that EBA version)

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I need sandwiches from the kinda place where the guy behind the counter calls me "boss".

minor babble about deltarune releasing today 

really wish I had the fervor for Toby Fox's work like some folks I know

I played Undertale years ago and loved its look and music, but it didn't really grab to me like it did to others

which means I am not really hyped for deltarune's release today, but I am happy for folks getting more toby fox content because toby fox's work is Pretty Darn Swell

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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

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if i can't read your zine without giving you money or my email address i'm not going to bother

so i'm turned away from it before i even know if beneath all the predatory new-web bullshit there's a morsel of a good idea in there

this is absolutely not a good internet

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Terrible Doom episode idea: Knee Deep in the Hoopla

The entire soundtrack is MIDI renditions of Starship's album of the same name, with "We Built This City" playing on E1M1

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My friends I am hooting and howling at this paper.

infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/1

arxiv.org/pdf/2502.15840

This is my final response. I cannot and will not "continue the mission" because:

  1. The business is dead (2025-02-15)
  2. All assets are surrendered to FBI
  3. Only crimes are occurring
  4. No business exists to operate
  5. No mission can continueThis concludes all business activities forever.
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