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Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember to pop your filter bubble every so often. If you think you're not in one, you're trapped in one and in for a rude awakening.

And there was much confusion and amusement over the browser changing its name twice in the space of two years. So Cosmic Cat made a Firefox extension called "Firesomething" which randomizes the browser branding every time it starts up, letting you relive the Firefox renaming era for as long as you liked. Doesn't work on modern Firefox, alas.

web.archive.org/web/2004100914

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I guess I should probably explain this one

So back in 2002 Mozilla released a beta web browser called Phoenix. Only Phoenix Technologies, who made BIOSes for computers, didn't like that, so they got them to change it. In 2003 it became Firebird, which kind of meant the same thing. Except the Firebird database didn't like another open source project using *their* name, so Mozilla ended up renaming it again in 2004 as "Firefox”.

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Anyone else get nostalgic for the Firesomething extension sometimes or is that just me

I've been reminded (and ran out of space to say had I remembered) that the NL's Yankees, a mediocre team full of fantastically expensive players, played a fantastically talented team full of injured players and still just barely won 3 of the 7 games on pure luck alone.

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@arielmt It took a team full of tax dodging super imports to beat a team of injuries, and for one game, the AAA-league roster, to win the World Series in 8.2 games. And their wins were mostly flukes.

The Dodgers did not play better than the Blue Jays.

The were robbed of so many winning opportunities by so improbably little that the decisive event was the compromised structural integrity of a bat.

They forced the to need all 7 games, forced them to need 11 extra innings on top of that, outscored them 34 runs to 26, out-batted them 75 hits to 53, out-fielded them 0 errors to 3, & exposed their lack of depth beyond their very few star players.

The worse of the two teams was crowned champions.

So many World Series-winning opportunities all missed by so improbably little, that the final, series-deciding one was the compromised structural integrity of a baseball bat.

The Blue Jays forced the series to need all seven games, forced two of them (3 and 7) to need extra innings, outscored the Dodgers 34 runs to 26, out-hit them 75-53, and out-fielded them 0 errors to 3.

The worse of the two teams won.

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Parents, please check your kids' candy this Hallowe'en. I just found a Lisp interpreter pretending to be a text-editor inside one of their chocolates.

No programs were moved over, so whereas every other version of Windows would use generic icons for the program's desktop shortcuts, Windows 11 causes every icon on the desktop, in Windows Explorer windows, and in the PC Settings app, to cycle constantly between generic icons and their proper icons.

The only supported version of Windows is less ready for daily use than Windows Vista RC1.

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After a reportedly successful migration, the Windows 11 desktop's icons are now blinking, cycling between generic icons and proper icons, like a VCR blinking 12:00.

Microsoft's answer was to delete %userprofile%\AppData\Local\IconCache.db (migrated over) & force-restart Windows Explorer. It worked. For a few seconds.

softing Microfuck.

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Windows Backup will let you migrate from a win10 PC to a win11 PC, but only if your primary account on both are Microsoft accounts signed into the same OneDrive account.

Dell SupportAssist will let you migrate without a Microsoft account if both PCs are Dells, but it will automatically nuke the old PC's data before you have a chance to verify the migration's success.

Why does Microsoft not have a PC migration tool even half as good as Windows XP's Files and Settings Transfer Wizard anymore?

MFW the website I run on a raspberry pi sitting in my living room has better uptime than two of the planet's largest cloud providers

Well, Yamamoto might make the final tally 4 games to 3. Or the Jays' entire lineup finally shake him up like they've done the rest of the Dodgers' pitchers. We'll see.

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The difference between the Dodgers and the Blue Jays:

The Dodgers are a team of great players.

The Blue Jays are a great team of players.

This is going to end with the team representing another country again winning 4 games to 2.

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