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Welcome to Computer Fairies, where the ✨​sparkles✨​ are lively fairy dust, not lifeless AI slop.

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Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember to pop your filter bubble every so often. If you think you're not in one, you're trapped in one and in for a rude awakening.

new blog post!
lina.sh/blog/hijacking-e164-ar
i hijacked some telephone infrastructure of a few islands over the span of multiple months; and accidentally logged information of a few hundreds of thousands of phone calls going to military bases in the process..

it's a really really silly story :P

Quoth the Raven, "Be careful with that cable, it's carrying 48 volts"

-- Edgar Allan PoE

re: No-AI TTS question 

I was recommended RHVoice, and that seems like the most ethical option for voices.
RHVoice: rhvoice.org/

The second most ethical voice option seems to be abandonware SAPI 5 voices on the Internet Archive, virtually all made in 2010 or earlier.

And I can use Balabolka's command line utility, balcon, in both Windows 7 and Wine to make the voices speak plain and SAPI 5 XML text into .wav files.
Balcon: cross-plus-a.com/bconsole.htm

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SlopHub AI 

I found what appeared to be the perfect tool for my need on GitHub, & the code seemed slightly off but not rancid.

So I checked out the author: The avatar is a floppy disk with two notches near the shutter & barely-Latin letters. Well, crap, so just how slopped is it?

It has a .gitmodules naming a URL. Follow it down: Same author & now claude. It has a casual file committed with the author's home URL: It peddles a Discord with a DALL-E bot. Slop!

I hate that I have to do this now.

(source unknown, was sent to me in a DM, I tried my best to make some good alt text for it)

Netscape Navigator 3.0 was released 30 years ago today.

As I mentioned in my post on the 2.0 anniversary, what you knew of as "3.0" had internally been slated to be the "2.1" bugfix release, to be soon followed by a 3.0 release based on the Collabra...
jwz.org/b/yk-2

Dial-up ISP tale 

Suddenly remembering that I saved more than one dial-up customer from meeting the same fate with the "as seen on TV" MagicJack devices sold at the nearby Walley World, shortly after Vonage faded from TV screens.

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Dial-up ISP tale 

Suddenly remembering that time I had to explain to a customer why their dial-up Internet access quit working.

It wasn't because they got Vonage. Not per se.

Remember those woo-hoo "people do stupid things" commercials? Yeah, them. Vonage is a VoIP service which, like all VoIPs, needs high-speed Internet access to work.

It was because they canceled their expensive telco/DSL bundle in favor of the cheaper Vonage for phone calls and dial-up Internet.

AI, BitKeeper 

So it turns out BitKeeper is still a thing (yes, Linux greyhairs, _that_ BitKeeper), and Open Slopware lists it as an alternative VCS:
codeberg.org/ethical-foss/open

Even more amazingly, it's still being updated. However, I regret to inform that its lead dev was slop-shotted, its only side branch was slopified last Friday, and PR#15 is open to pull it into main:
github.com/bitkeeper-scm/bitke

Some pre-slop forks already exist:
github.com/bitkeeper-scm/bitke

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