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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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i make music: maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

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if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

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I don't particularly care about the preservation aspect of freeze drying, or how high-protein meat snacks are. I just want crunch dry meat. Please!

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Is there anywhere I can get freeze dried meat nuggets like the stuff you get inside Cup Noodles™? I know Nissin did their limited-time haha-just-kidding-right box of "mystery meat" but that was Japan exclusive and I'm thoroughly upset I didn't get to try any.

you try searching for it. you will not find a betther method of determining whether or not a usb type-c:tm: port supports displayport:tm: over it

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apparently the most accurately scientific method of testing whether or not a usb type-c:tm: port does displayport:tm: output is "has the manufacturer of the laptop bothered to print a displayport:tm: logo next to it"

i give it two weeks until someone jailbreaks the 100-dollar-cheaper japan-only to run usa software

have you heard of #webgbcam ?

it's a web tool (PWA even, add it to your home screen!) that uses your device's cameras to simulate the look of the game boy camera! you can record short gifs with it and there's also a 1bpp atkinson dithering mode!

maple.pet/webgbcam

i wonder if there's anything at all i could do to rekindle interest/popularity in and or if it's just a case of every single person in the world who could've found out about them already has and nobody will share anything about them anymore

can anyone explain to me why my website shows up in google results with capitalized letters? not a single one of those words anywhere in the http response for that url are capitalized (and there's a spurious comma they added there too), what is triggering google to mangle the contents of my website like this and how do i fix it

Hi, if you're cis and wondering what to do for TDOV in this increasingly hostile environment where many of us are being attacked and treated like vermin, consider donating whatever you can spare to trans people so we can afford to survive right now, here's a good place to start if you can gofund.me/580dbcb4

what if i really lean into being the heel some people make me out to be

at least then i'd be interesting

what the fuck happened to alec tech connections he looks 12 now

programmers get another 1bpp animation to demo that isn't bad apple challenge impossible (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

"but that feels wrong to write, as someone who very selectively cares about grammar only when it will inconvenience people i think should be inconvenienced about it like you, making such a childish claim as to ask your name to be properly spelled"

tough

i'm far from the first sentient being with a lowercase name and i deserve the same care and recognition

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maple "mavica" syrup is lowercase yes even if you're starting a sentence with it

nobody spelled it "Iphone" just because it was at the start of a sentence

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