maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

i make music: https://maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: https://maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: https://links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

a cross-section diagram of multi-user mastodon instances

gentle reminder to linux tryhards that the term "ricing" has racist origins and you don't need to use it to say "changing the colours of my terminal"

my small solace is thinking that maybe 40 isn't too late to start living my life if i get to have all my major surgeries by then (i won't)

"aw my breasts haven't grown in a year and a half" sweetie pie my breasts haven't grown in ten years of hormones you have so much disappointment ahead of you

haurgh

creature who shows up at a lab like uhhh i'm here to be the study subject ??? 👉👈

creature who low-key likes being perceived and analyzed (me)

computers peaked when you could put linux in a pda and browse the web with konqueror embedded

neither desktops nor mobiles work as well as this anymore in 2025

when i finally get my neovagina installed if i don't get it called my bionic pussy i'm going to be disappointed

nope mastodon just compresses chiptune audio to shit

technicolor yawn (2021-11-12)

stuck through the wall
and you're to blame
you ragdoll
a bad way

it's not perfect, some keys are not quite aligned and so are harder to press than they should be, but it's leagues ahead of trying to use it as a collection of loose parts on the bench

yes... haha YES!