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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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i make music: maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

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if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

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So proud to share my favorite personal project so far — the collection of Polish matchbox labels! All digitized and now available to view at etykietki.co !

thanks to my amazing husband for introducing me to the collection 4 years ago 🩷 @scyzoryk

all other credits in the website’s footer 🔥

#archives #graphicdesign #vintage #midcentury

clockiness is not the opposite of passing. to strive to pass is a cage. to be clocky is to be free

Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.

The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.

{ARRGGH!.ICO - Transport, Road

...Bowsers, Bus, Cars, Emergency Vehicles, Trucks, Tyres

Applying the CSS "@supports (display: grid) { .wrapper > tbody, .wrapper > tbody > tr { display: contents; } }" with wild abandon in GeoCities HTML table-based layout templates optimized for Internet Explorer 3 and/or Netscape Navigator 3 to make them pleasant on sub-VGA pocket screens while still remaining optimized for those early browsers and every desktop browser since: from IE3 to Edge 125, and from NN3 to Firefox 128.

this has not stayed this way for 5-10 minutes by the way. it has cycled between this and the splash screen some 10 times now

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folks i've been trying to open a spreadsheet for a good 5-10 minutes now

htmx feelsl like the web development we should've had 20 years ago

this was one of the pictures in the ebay listing for a keychain magic 8 ball from china

arm-none-eabi/bin/ld: region 'RAM' overflowed by 540 bytes

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!