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you can call me

  • maple
  • maple syrup
  • maple "mavica" syrup
  • mavica

none of those are capitalised, ever

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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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Lukewarm take:

All build systems should be able to generate a image of the build flow graph and show it to you with a single command.

After a build, they should tell you by default where the artefacts are stored on disk at the end of the build log.

Slightly hotter take:

Build systems should have GUIs. The best GUIs would have built in debugging tools.

I would love to come to a project I'm new to and just be able to inspect the build system and understand it without needing to be an expert with the build system first.

i'm on an ltsc version of 10 so at least i don't have all the garbage 11 has

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Linux and xfce is ai slop now too it doesn't even have that over windows anymore

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i don't like using linux and i'm tired of being made to feel bad for using my computer the way i know how to best utilise it for my means by using windows

yaml forcing indentation with spaces instead of tabs is transphobic imo

I'd like a sequel to Weird Al's UHF about streaming services please.

i want a game that determines whether or not you can play it by how expensive a hardware you have. what's that an nvidia 5080? nuh uh come back with a worse computer rich guy

copiando a postagem da (anônima) porque foi boa demais pra ficar oculta:

' "vibecoding" podia ser só uma kink estranha de programar com um vibrador enfiado no cu, mas infelizmente nós não vivemos na timeline divertida'

nobody's gonna come up with a funnier name for a publication than dr dobb's journal of calisthenics (jumping through hoops) and orthodontia (pulling of teeth)

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