maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

i make music: https://maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: https://maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: https://links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

a cross-section diagram of multi-user mastodon instances

missed connection: saw a shitpost here the other day something something "bro you just gotta spend all your money and time on just these small things, the hobby has never been more accessible" and i can't find it anymore

today's mood is bouncy yaris

this is all i know

whats happening on blue's ky i dont have an account to view the posts

no sir i'm just a small off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden

watching the break taking debate

i'm so glad i can process trauma

oh, healthily? no no no. but i do process it

my favourite website title is Making sure you're not a bot!

if you think "the fediverse" has "no dark patterns" you drank the social media koolaid and use "decentralised" as a catch-all feel-good term for not actually having to try to take the internet back