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heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat

heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

@troubleMoney i mean the last metaphor i saw for the trinity was a fidget spinner so honestly, could be worse, i sort of prefer this one

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I hope they weren't serious <.<;

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@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney they

they unfortunately

were serious

youth pastors.... be like that sometimes

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney oh noooooooooo 🤣 😅 oh noooo

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I can follow exactly the train of thought that led to that analogy is the worst part lmao

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I think "three Gods stacked up in a trenchcoat" is actually... a better analogy than a fidget spinner? >.> <.<;;

I mean, a lot of up-tight people would be really put off by the facetiousness of it and it sure as heck isn't like, *accurate*, but it's better than a fidget spinner. >.>

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@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney YEAH FULLY AGREE, like i see the logic behind fidget spinner. and i hate that i can make it make sense.

but for the love of all things holy let's go with three gods in a trenchcoat instead because it makes me want to take out my eyeballs with the offering plate less

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@troubleMoney it is super theologically inaccurate but it is also extremely funny

this is probably blasphemous but eeehhh who gives a shit. 

@troubleMoney "One adult please."
"Okay that'll... wait don't I know you? Yeah! Aren't you The Son!? ... Is that the Father and the Holy Ghost under there with you!?"
"Uh... no, no I'm just God."
"Get the hell outta here you three! This film is for adults only!!"
"You just wait, I'll get my dad to smite you!"
"I can't smite him if I'm carrying you!!"
"Shut up and keep running!!"

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